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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 12:28 PM        Surely one of the best craigslist posts ever:
GRAMPA NEEDS A WOMAN!


Reply to: pers-1038814659@craigslist.org

Date: 2009-02-17, 3:58PM EST

Mature White Nale seeks BBBW/BBWW(Perfer BLACK) 4 LTR 4 Live
Together,Datin,SEX,Children,MARRIAGE!! She Must be BRA & PANTYLESS
24/7 365!! She must LOVE SEX!! If U R PREGNANT oR HAVE KLIDS Fine!!
Heavy or have TATTOS FINE!! If U dont keep house as long as U keep it
tidy & orgnized thats fine!! Must be D&D FREEE & not a
HITTER or a CHEAT!! You must be clean & tidy about your self &
must dress the way I want you too & you must be willin 2 relocate
within the state!!!

Serious WOMEN ONLY PLEASE!!! She MUST DRIVE??? If any GIRL/WOMAN
can..t find ROMANCE because of size or WHATEVER SEND MEB AN e-mail/// t


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