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Old Sep 24th, 2005, 04:54 PM        Teachers/Vampires
I got a text off one of my old pals the other day. One of her students had ran away from her class across Tamworth, thinking she was a vampire. I texted her back, what was the difference between vampires and english teachers? So she replied : One teaches english, the other is the undead. Well that's me told.

Thing is, she doesn't teach in Tamworth.
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Old Sep 24th, 2005, 05:07 PM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2005, 10:04 PM       
Ooooooooh, so THAT'S what a vampire is. Your contribution to these boards can now be appreciated, Aneurysm.
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Old Sep 26th, 2005, 09:57 AM       
did she ever say why the student thought that?
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Old Sep 26th, 2005, 11:38 AM       
That's not a vampire, that's Bela Lugosi!
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Old Sep 26th, 2005, 12:09 PM       
You mean Man Ape.
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Old Sep 26th, 2005, 05:13 PM       
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Ooooooooh, so THAT'S what a vampire is. Your contribution to these boards can now be appreciated, Aneurysm.
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