It's true, people try to murder me wherever I go, and if I stay home, murder gets sent to me via the mail!
Nah, I simply don't post my address all over the site because I prefer people to message me first via PM or email so I know what they want to send me. Sometimes I already have what they want to send my way so I don't want them to waste their time or money. That's really all there is to it, so if you ever wanna send something my way, just drop me a PM or an email.
Or, you know, like Zomboid said, help support I-Mockery and actually buy something from our store.