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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 03:43 PM        My Three Year old Daughter's Worldview
"It's like I'm livin' in a stinkin' poop rainbow"
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 03:49 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 04:03 PM       
Strangely, this reminds me of Sealab 2021.

"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain" or something like that.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 04:14 PM       
Yep, she's definitely your daughter, Max.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 04:26 PM       
shit, man...she's a natural born cynic.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 04:27 PM       
She should join the board
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 04:50 PM       
She learned from the master

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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 05:12 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2004, 01:12 PM       
someday she and my daughter tuesday should meet.
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Old Jan 18th, 2004, 02:52 PM       
I couldn't have said it better, max
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Old Jan 18th, 2004, 02:54 PM       
Your daughter's a genius. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to start a religion in her honor.
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Old Jan 18th, 2004, 03:23 PM       
She's something, all right. Her other recent bon mot is
"I'm the line leader of everything."
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Old Jan 18th, 2004, 03:31 PM       
*In the background, a hideous laugh can be heard from Rand's grave*
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Old Jan 18th, 2004, 03:40 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2004, 04:01 PM       
She's definitely born to be egotistic. Or perhaps she's just three. It's difficult to tell.
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Old Jan 18th, 2004, 09:46 PM       
Oh Darn, I clicked on the Politics board again!
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Old Jan 18th, 2004, 09:51 PM       
Those quotes are adorable. Promise her candy every time she comes up with a new one.
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Old Jan 18th, 2004, 10:29 PM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2004, 10:27 AM       
pictures...for a quote?
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Old Jan 19th, 2004, 12:54 PM       
Max, that was fucking beautiful.
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Old Jan 19th, 2004, 02:29 PM       
You've got a child prodigy on your hands, Max.
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Old Jan 19th, 2004, 02:38 PM       
We should vote her for President. She already has a better grasp on the English language.

Max, we need to make that line into a bumper sticker. Hell, we should just have your daughter come up with the ideas for all of our future bumper stickers, she's way funnier than we are.
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Old Jan 20th, 2004, 10:13 AM       
That would be so kickass if she got a bumper sticker.

She's pretty amazing, and she knows she's funny. Sh'es heavily into the bathroom stuff lately, which is kind of rare in little girls (not so with the boys).

Her rendition of "The twelve days of Poop" was pretty classic, especially "Five golden Poops, the French Poops, Two turtle Poops..."


No pictures though. The internet is not a safe place to out up pictures of my kids. Particularly a board like this.
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Old Jan 20th, 2004, 10:24 AM       
That would be so kickass if she got a bumper sticker.

She's pretty amazing, and she knows she's funny. Sh'es heavily into the bathroom stuff lately, which is kind of rare in little girls (not so with the boys).

Her rendition of "The twelve days of Poop" was pretty classic, especially "Five golden Poops, the French Poops, Two turtle Poops..."


No pictures though. The internet is not a safe place to out up pictures of my kids. Particularly a board like this. Says the moron
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Old Jan 20th, 2004, 10:44 AM       
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