Features

McMock · #1

This thread assumes, probably wrongly so, that you've had contact with people of the opposite sex in real life.

Some things I like about women:
- The way some of them look.
- The way they can take abuse, and endure it for the greater good. Women who get abused by their husbands and endure it for the sake of their children, beautiful!
- Their tolerance. They can take a cheesy joke about their breasts for example and laugh at it, because they've long since given up fighting men's ways. That's great.

MetalMilitia · #2

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Liar.

DeadKennedys · #3

Their extra body fat makes them easy to stab.

pjalne · #4

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewforum.php?f=4

EisigerBiskuit · #5

they have waaaaaay cuter toes

Seven Force · #6

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they have waaaaaay cuter toes

I agree.

Helm · #7

I like how they say one thing and mean another, or occasionally mean nothing at all. I don't understand it at all and I like it so much it makes me want to open up their skulls with an electrical household appliance and peek inside their brains to get to know what they're really thinking. I like that about them.

McMock · #8

Dammit, don't gay up my thread Helm.

You can do one about men too if you don't like women.

Seven Force · #9

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Originally Posted by McMock

Dammit, don't gay up my thread Helm.

You can do one about men too if you don't like women.

Now what the fuck was that for? Don't be a douche. Seriously, you're ruining your own thread. I think you're obsession with the opposite sex speaks a lot about your sexual preferences.

Aw fuck, you're just plain old gay.

FS · #10

I like the frightened looks they throw me over their shoulder as I calmly match their pace and chase them into the inevitable dark alleyway.

CaptainBubba · #11

I love that women are deficient in the enzyme that metabolizes alcohol and are generally lightweight.

HickMan · #12

I like their smile because it makes me feel like I ate too much macaroni ;_;

HickMan · #13

BUT THEY HAVE TO HAVE REALLY NICE TEETH AND NO FOOD CAUGHT BETWEEN THEM BECAUSE THEN IT'S JUST GROSS

DamnthatDavid · #14

I like that they are not guys. Cause then it would be weird.

Seven Force · #15

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Originally Posted by HickMan

BUT THEY HAVE TO HAVE REALLY NICE TEETH AND NO FOOD CAUGHT BETWEEN THEM BECAUSE THEN IT'S JUST GROSS

They have to have teeth period.

BlueOatmeal · #16

I like the little boy underwear they wear sometimes! No thongs! All Panties!

Emu · #17

WTF THIS THREAD IS NOT A STICKY I AM SOPISSED RIGHT NOW

HickMan · #18

You're making it sticky just by making me think of the opposite sex

Esuohlim · #19

Goddamnit are any of you fags going to mention vaginas?

Bass · #20

I like how soft their voices get especially when they're trying to cheer you up. I also kinda like how even after you figure one woman out, you have to do something completely different to figure another one out. It's like some complex, sexy puzzle.