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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 11:28 AM        OMFG GROSS :X
I was at a friends house last night and he has a lot of cats. Anyway. I got a cup out of the cabinent and poured me a glass of coke(as a real big cup) After drinking about 3/4 the coke.. I decided to peek into what I was drinking.

There was nothing but cat hair and stuff floating all in the coke. I think im sick now.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 01:44 PM       
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 01:47 PM       
MAYBE IT CAME FROM THE BOTTLE!

And not the cup.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 01:49 PM       
nah.. cause the bottle was just opened.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 01:50 PM       
IT COULD HAVE GOT IN THERE AT THE PEPSI PLANT.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 01:51 PM       
Thats the suprize
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 01:52 PM       
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IT COULD HAVE GOT IN THERE AT THE PEPSI PLANT.
GOOD THING IT WASNT PEPSI
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 01:53 PM       
FUCK YOU, IT'S ALL THE SAME.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 01:54 PM       
NO CUZ SAMS CHOICE IS CHEAPER
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 01:55 PM       
BUT IT SUCKS.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 01:55 PM       
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 04:53 PM       
There are way to many cats prowling around those bottling plants. I'm calling my congressional representative!
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 06:07 PM       
This is why animals suck. That is all.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 06:47 PM       
i found shit in a toilet once, what a surprise.......damn those cats!
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 07:05 PM       
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how can a cat sit on the edge of a toilet and take a dump? that's just silly.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 07:20 PM       
Obviously, you haven't seen Meet The Parents.

That cat was fully capable of shitting in a toilet.
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Old Jun 4th, 2004, 05:21 AM       
But he lacked the strength and opposable thumbs to flush.
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Old Jun 4th, 2004, 05:44 AM       
Allways rinse out glasses/cups at other peoples houses (if you can) you never know how clean they are. ive had everything from beer poured into a dirty glass (you could see the dried beer ring at the bottom as all the fizz left it) to left over dish detergent foaming up in the fizz of the pop (i could even smell it) totaly gross, and let me not forget to mention to never drink milk at a friends/strangers house, dont want to get into all the sorted disgusting details of that little event, but never....
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Old Jun 4th, 2004, 09:44 AM       
I completely agree. I'm not sure that if when I go to other peoples houses i'm looking in some old cabinet, but the cups always have something in it like dust, or have a smell to them.
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Old Jun 4th, 2004, 04:07 PM       
Cats always take too long in the bathroom 'cause they like to read while pooping.
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Old Jun 4th, 2004, 06:00 PM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2004, 11:46 PM       
I fucking hate cats and their allergy ridden disease bodies.
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 07:21 AM       
Excuse me but, "allergy ridden?" Does that mean that you hate them because they have allergies or they ride on allergies or... what?
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 07:26 AM       
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Excuse me but, "allergy ridden?" Does that mean that you hate them because they have allergies or they ride on allergies or... what?
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 02:24 PM       
they are ridden with teh allergies. makes sense to me.
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