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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 03:56 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 05:08 PM       
I know it's supposed to be funny, but it's just kinda sad. He's gotta fucking hate his life.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 05:28 PM       
That's a fat cat . Sad though.

This cheered me up:

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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 05:51 PM       
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I know it's supposed to be funny, but it's just kinda sad. He's gotta fucking hate his life.
My sister and her co-workers took the cat in out of pity and are doing their best to get him to lose weight. I feel bad for him as well, but for as fat as he is, he seems to be in a pretty good mood. When I visited him he was purring loudly and rolling on his back to have his belly rubbed. He may be Fatty McFatterson but he seems to act like any other normal cat.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 05:54 PM       
i hope you can show us an after pic one day.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 06:03 PM       
Whenever the cat gets down to 20lbs. (still fat, but half what he was in these pics) i'll have my sister snap a few photos.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 06:25 PM       
Can the thing even excercise?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 06:26 PM       
Do we know if it's going to have a lot of excess skin or not?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 06:33 PM       
As far as I know the cat can't excercise. It can only really wobble a bit before he just plops over. I know that Science Diet gave them a shit ton of free diet cat food and that once the cat loses all the weight Science Diet wants to use him as a testimonial.

As far as the skin i'd have to ask my sister about that.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 07:32 PM       
man it's gonna be able to fly like a flying squirrel
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 08:05 PM       
Everyone already said this but his face in the last picture is priceless :<

It's even funnier because my cat makes that exact same face when I pick her up.
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 11:49 PM       
Anyone who feeds an animal that much ought to be arrested on animal cruelty charges. Disgusting.
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 11:52 PM       
Pancakes are not for cats!
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Old Jan 25th, 2008, 07:54 AM       
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Anyone who feeds an animal that much ought to be arrested on animal cruelty charges. Disgusting.
But then you get to be on tv! And the cat is all cute and fat!
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Old Jan 25th, 2008, 12:42 PM       
Cats seem to be at their happiest when they're fat, even if it is debilitating.
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Old Jan 25th, 2008, 03:17 PM       
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Old Jan 25th, 2008, 04:38 PM       
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Old Jan 25th, 2008, 05:15 PM       
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Old Jan 25th, 2008, 05:26 PM       
Shut the fuck up.

You know damn well no one wishes they had a chia pet.
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Old Jan 26th, 2008, 11:31 PM       
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Introducing the fattest cat i've ever seen, Kailee(strangely the cat is a male, it's previous owners named the poor thing that). This beauty weighs in at a plump 42lb. and can't walk more than a few feet without falling over on his side to recover what little strength he can muster.

The cat resides at my sister's veterinary clinic and is on a strict diet. The previous owner's thought that stuffing their cat with people food was funny and that having the fat cat on the news was great...that is until the cat was too fat to climb into his own litter box, causing him to piss and shit everywhere. The owners took him to my sister's vet to be put down, but the clinic convinced the owners to give them the cat instead to try to get it down to a manageable weight.

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Old Jan 26th, 2008, 11:37 PM       
DONT QUOTE WHOLE POSTS FULL OF PICTURES YOU JERK
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Old Jan 26th, 2008, 11:37 PM       
I appreciate you quoting the entire post plus all 4 pictures, or else I may not have know which fat cat in this thread you were refering to.
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Old Jan 27th, 2008, 05:31 AM       
The 3rd photo looks as if its about to eat the normal cat LOL, it looks cute and cuddly (im a cat guy)
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