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Protoclown · #1

Hahah, Metacritic gave this a score of 17, last I checked. And in multiple reviews, it was referred to as an abomination. It sounds like it's every bit as offensively horrible as I could have hoped!

Royal Tenenbaum · #2

Yeah, it was a tomato rating of about 11%.

What a load of shit.

EverythingWillSuck · #3

Maybe it isn't better than the Grinch.

Mockery · #4

The only thing I've seen of it was mike myers as the cat, hanging from a tree while the kids beat him like a piñata. As good as that may sound in print, it just wasn't funny at all on the screen. :/

mburbank · #5

Why don't they just dig up Dr Seuss's corpse and just fuck the bones for a coupe of hours. It would cost less and do the same thing.

executioneer · #6

Anyone who expected this movie to be good is a stuped

-willie

Sethomas · #7

Damn, I MUST see this.

Jixby Phillips · #8

You know what my favorite part of the book was? The references to Survivor.

I heard in the actual movie, after his hat gets stiff when he looks at the picture of the mom (as seen in the trailer), he turns to the camera and says "look, my hat has an erection, just like a dick"

Schimid · #9

I heard that there were so many puns and farts and stuff that it's not even Dr. Suess as much as a fat, single man undergoing a mid-life crisis.

Quote:

"But when that results in Myers picking up a garden implement and s******ing 'Dirty hoe,' you have to ask: What were these people thinking?"

Schimid · #10

Snatchtastic · #11

In the paper they had a picture of The Cat in the Hat and Michael Jackson and they both have white faces and red lipstick.

I am scared.

Anonymous · #12

A normal-sized face on that body just looks creepy.

HickMan · #13

R.I.P.

oktung · #14

Dr. Seuss must be doing gymnastics in his grave right now.

Schimid · #15

Your avatar fucking sucks.

I saw this movie today. The fact that they mentioned balls, and the cat yelled "SON OF A BITCH!" and the cat was about to fucking leave the kids behind with all their problems and he kept going "OH YEAH!" and dancing every five minutes...

It was fucking gay. They kept mentioning how he was neutered.

Supafly345 · #16

I am wondering how they made a 90 min movie out of a 8 min book.

Protoclown · #17

Dr. Seuss hated children. Isn't that great?

James · #18

Dr. Seuss was an overrated dipshit who destroyed our minds with his nonsensical rhyming horseshit.

Wizzle Wuzzle the Wumblekins hopped along the Wuzzly Wuzzles of the Wuzzles that was. Just because because because, a Wuzzley Woo is what Wumblekins do.

SEE I CAN DO IT TOO AND I DIDN'T NEED TO BE NO FUCKING DOCTOR.

No matter how much the movie may suck, it'll be better than those piece of shits books that should never have been published in the first place.

I watched part of a behind the scenes dealy on E!. I laughed a little at a couple of the things. But the majority of the movie seems to be a combination of overly childish jokes, or childish jokes about adult topics (his car originally being called S.H.I.T. instead of S.L.O.W.).

And just because it needs to be said one more time, Dr. Seuss is an overrated cunt.

Emu · #19

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Originally Posted by Supafly345

I am wondering how they made a 90 min movie out of a 8 min book.

It took you eight minutes to read it?

Supafly345 · #20

I read outloud. 8:23.56 is my fastest time. Never tried to read it silently, no challenge.

Cap'n Crunch · #21

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Originally Posted by Schimid

I saw this movie today. The fact that they mentioned balls, and the cat yelled "SON OF A BITCH!" and the cat was about to fucking leave the kids behind with all their problems and he kept going "OH YEAH!" and dancing every five minutes...

That just made the movie sound good.