GEORGE

[Vibecrewangel]

HI!

[george]

hey there yourself good looking?

how is life is SoCal, and how is my favorite west side playa doing?

[Protoclown]

OMG IT IS GEORGIO

[Jixby Phillips]

KEEP WATCHING THIS THREAD FOR MORE EXCITEMENT

[HickMan]

[glowbelly]

excitement

[Grazzt]

OMG, Glow. He stole your countenance!

[kellychaos]

more

[Vibecrewangel]

I'm a NorCal chica. SoCal is dirty and yucky and icky.

Doin' good. Heading to Vegas next weekend to gamble away some of my earnings.

How are you and Nancy and the litle ones?

[george]

things are kinda ok here in SoMD as a rapper pal of mine likes to call it, we had a scary couple weeks where just how close to poverty we live, and i am once again enraged at the blatant racism of the social services provded by the US government. i plan to get involved in politics just so that i can make welfare unavailable to as many races as possible.

but,

the job that kind of screwed me (a nice, very high paying, super benefits sort of affair) on my start date has finally OFFICIALLY hired me, and my first day is july 7th, and by the end of the summer i should surely be able to move right on up to MEDERTERAINIAN AVENUE, and maybe, just maybe be able to never eat oodles of noodles again. for the next few weeks i have accepted a position as landscaping crew foreman due to my amazing skill at mowing grass and terrifying both mexican and black workers into a level of activity that earns them every penny of 3.75 an hour.

as for the kids:

josh: after some diffiulty during the school year, has bounced back and made the honor roll, including an A in his accelerated math class (he is in 4th grade, doing the curriculum of a sixth grade course), while still a weird little fella, and i still refuse to eat anything he has touched, he is doing really good.

zoe: will be 12 in a few days and scares the hell out of me with her maturity, and seemingly endless intelligence. i am horrified by the fact that i have on several occasions caught fella's much older than her giving her the hairy eye. i may end up having to kill her because i do not think i can stand the idea of her getting any older

tuesday: still my favorite, still clumsy and goofy looking, and still the funniest person in all of the world. she got an award (2nd place) for a schol wide poetry contest, and an honorable mention in the state wide competition it was entered in.

nancy: still beautiful.

i now have a new dog named bubba that i stole from a drug dealer (who is very pissed about said theft, but circumstances dictate that he cant do shit about it) i love bubba, he is the dog me. i need to search the web to find him a woman.

anyhow, there is other stuff, but the details are at times distressing and/ or funny, and not all that interesting to anyone but possibley a couple law enforcement agencies.



thanks for bringing me back to the fold, i almost retired forever

[mburbank]

Hey, George! Thanks for the update. Did anyone tell you that since your were last here, I have a peg leg and I killed a man just for snoring?

Vast is Dis new job?

[george]

i had a peg leg in high schol, the doctor gave me an ointment and it went away.

who am i kidding, i had a dildo in high school, not for me, but so that if i ever got laid i could use it instead of my penis and the ladies would be none the wiser about mr little friend. Nancy nearly died laughing when it fell out of the leg of my pants last week. DAMN YOU BOXER SHORTS, I ALWAYS LIKED BRIEFS MORE BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU COULD HAVE WAITED A FEW DAYS BEFORE HUMILIATING ME.

i am now going to be a LEAD SERVICE ATTENDANT for AMTRACK. the hourly wage is fantastic, plus the job is pretty much a bartender/barrista sort of affair and i get tips as well (from sources i truly trust i have learned that the tips are disgustingly fantastic, and even better, i will never have to talk to another person on the phone ever again) and, i will be travelling from DC to NYC, Boston, Chicago, and Norfolk, and Richmond.

PLUS, the best benefit is that i, and my family, can go ANYWHERE the Amtrack system goes for no cost at all. So, i believe there will be all sorts of interesting things to see and do, and mockers to meet. HOORAY.

AND, my uncle is way high up in the railroad union and has taken a shine to me after i wrote a very touching eulogy for my grandmothers funeral (i am a sort of decent writer when i set my mind to it )

how are you Max? i thought you were gone as well. did you see president monkey fall off his scooter?

[Vibecrewangel]

Ever so glad to hear things are going well for you!!!

It's funny, a coworker and I were just discussing that we thought a large abandonment of desk jobs appears to be on the horizon. Congrats on finding something more interesting and from the sound of it much more funner to do to make a living.

Your kids sound WAY too cute to be real. I think you made them up to impress people on the web.

Say hi to Nancy for me. Oh and tell her I sent her

[george]

they wish i was making them up, or at the very least they were making me up.

[carey]

is this thing on?


hey geo, I went to the Tarheel! ask me about it!

[george]

what are you doing in north carolina??????????

are you having fun?

does your reserve unit need a discredited sergeant

[carey]

changed me MOS, I did, to combat engineer. I think the highlight of my trip was when we took an original, bona-fide Frigidaire brand refrigerator and vaporized it. Tarheel was mainly a stroll down memory lane for me and a couple other guys... and even though the boat came back the place was still hoppin, and on a wednesday! and they are still into adultery. the wierdest part was that there was 50-50 huckelberries and-get this- goths! how do you manage them numbers in a redneck bar?

"I'm a littlebit country!"
"I'm a littlebit Typ-O-Negative!"