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Drew Katsikas · #1

Being an unexperienced virgin, and attending a male-only school, where masculinity must be heavily protected, I have a very warped sense of average timing. Asking my more fortunate colleauges of the time their encounters last, I am fed with bullshit such as, 45 hours man, we did it till the sun came up twice!

I fear posting this will only elicit further replies of, "man anyone can last 2 hours", but I hope I can recieve some honesty as to how long one actually does make love for.

Anonymous · #2

depends on whether you take short breaks or not and how intensely you 'go at it', and whether you switch positions and...

10 days. Minimum.

MLE · #3

well, the longest a guy's lasted with me was 2 hours, and the shortest... well.... 45 seconds... judge for yourself, and no, i'm not telling who the second unfortunate was.. i just feel sorry for his next girlfriend.

Jeanette X · #4

Men who do the male version of kegels excercises can last a very long time. But I doubt if any teenage boy would know about that. They are lying to you to boost their egos.
The average male lasts for about two minutes, and teenagers tend to last even less.

ItalianStereotype · #5

for me it really depends. chasing down a buffalo is harder than it seems.

CaptainBubba · #6

I once masturbated from 11:00 P.M to 5:45 A.M.
The orgasm was painful and there was so much skin gone from my dick that I screamed when my cum touched it.

Seeing how long I can masturbate is a sport to me. I've tried every technique but I can't go past about 5 minutes without at least a 10 sec. break. I've tried the squeeze technique (only made it quicker), the hold your piss muscle technique (once again, made it quicker), and the speed variation technique ( works, but not very much).

If I have to pee I can last forever, but I don't like it very much. :/

What exactly is kegel? I must master this mysterious tecnique.

Esuohlim · #7

Aren't you the one with all the brutal cock injuries?

CaptainBubba · #8

My hands are unnaturally hard and leathery from playing with heavy spiky-gripped weights for 2 years. The calices on my palms get about 1/3 of an inch high and when the skin peels off of them they are like little white knives. My hands themselves are so hard and unyielding that my nether regions are essentialy being rubbed with sandpaper.

If I ever get a girlfriend shes going to be very unhappy with me. ;( I'll have to get rid of my lovely calices.

they have names

Mike · #9

He'd be the one.

The_voice_of_reason · #10

Any man who lasts longer than 45 seconds is just decreasing his evolutionary advantage. You need to get in and get out before rival males can hit you in the head with a mag light, or at least before she wakes up.

Rev. Danno · #11

I agree w/ Jean X about the Male kegels, Also I've found prolonged foreplay where both partners cum a few times, will make sex last longer. But that's just what I've found. I've talked to others, & heard different accounts...

Protoclown · #12

I wouldn't know. Isn't that crazy?

Blackjack · #13

Put a wank in the bank. It really works!

Biff Kilowatt · #14

I hear relaxing your ab muscles works a bit. Wouldn't know, always in a rush to get to the donkey punch.

Jeanette X · #15

http://www.clitical.com/archive/men/male_kegels.php
Here you go: Kegels for men! Enjoy!
BTW, Captain Bubba, do you enjoy the feel of the callouses when you jerk off or are you just reluctant to remove them because they represent your progress with weights?

FartinMowler · #16

Quote:

Being an unexperienced virgin

Oxymoron? Where are all those experienced virgins when you need them?

Drew Katsikas · #17

Ever heard of a guy's who's gotten a blowjob but never fucked? I'd consider that experienced, if it's happened numerous times.

I'm not one of them.

CaptainBubba · #18

I don't even notice the calices normally, but about once a
month the callice skin peels and it he-urts.

I don't like wearing gloves because I can't get a good grip on
weights, but hell if my getting a girlfriend depended on it
then I'd cut my damn fingers off.

Btw. About Kegels. I saw something like that in a magazine once.
I tired to add it to my routine but I can never tell if I'm doing
it right. I dunno about other people but after about 3 sec
of squuezing it just feels like I'm squeezing my ass. I can't
even feel any pelvic stuff.

Jeanette X · #19

Have you tried locating the muscle while you urinate?
Have you tried different brands of weight-lifting gloves? Some brands might give you a better grip than others.

kahljorn · #20

MY PENIS MUSCLES ARE BUFF

I almost said cut, but that makes me think circumsized or castrated

CaptainBubba · #21

Omfg Jeanette.

I am eternally grateful for this blessing.

Its like I can sort of reset myself by flexing the pc muscle now when I do it.

And I just started this routine too, so more to come I guess.

I just don't like gloves. I feel kinda like I'm cheating. And they only moderately decrease my calices. They'll still remain somewhat even if I wore em. :/