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James · #1

OK. They are MOVIE Reviews. I can understand the occasional TV-show-on-DVD dealy. But I think it's pretty damn silly to have reviews of video previews for N64 games.

I mean, come on. :/

HickMan · #2

SEGA and Sony spies scare me

This guy's cool.

Sam · #3

I have that tape. And one for Donkey Kong Country and Diddy Kong Racing. I should review them.

Schimid · #4

I only have the Banjo Kazooie one.

FS · #5

I've noticed that often when people review things that shouldn't be reviewed int he first place, like the Warcraft III cinematics DVD or the ICP concerts tape, they often sound like they were forced to do the review.

"OK, this is a tape with..... *ummmm* stuff..... I'm tired...... n e way it's alright nothin special....... man do i have a pragraph yet or what.... *burps* buy it or whatever get a life man......"

Ninjavenom · #6

The music reviews are worse. I'm glad i don't have to approve those. Someone writes six sentences about a tape they got in a bargain bin, but they somehow fail to mention the track names, the genre, or even the slightest history of said band. I realize there is a "genre" thing on the form, but that's not gonna help me figure out what the fuck it is until they tell me. Many people seem to review a CD only to whine about the people who like said cd. :/

James · #7

I'm going to start reviewing sketches on Saturday Night Live, and sending them to you.

FS · #8

I'm going to start reviewing stuff I see outside.

THE BIRD IN THE SKY (2003)
Director: uh... God?
Writer: Me, stupid

Plot:
There's a bird outside. I think it's a sparrow. Or maybe a magpie. What the hell do I know. It's flying. Yeah. Still flying. Oh wait, now it's flying away. Bye, bye birdie. Bye bye.

Review:
I had fun!