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Old Oct 12th, 2003, 12:58 AM        House of the Dead
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY REALLY sucks. Please, for the love of all that is good, don't see this movie, I beg you. I walked out of it, and I've never, ever done that before.

Payne would love it.
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Old Oct 12th, 2003, 01:04 AM        .
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU GO SEE KILL BILL?

WHAT THE FUCK DROVE YOU TO SEE HOUSE OF THE DEAD? YOUR NOT SUICIDAL ARE YOU?
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Old Oct 12th, 2003, 01:12 AM       
i WANTED to see kill bill, but my dipshit friends were like no that looks gay and I wanted to destroy them but they overpowered me. I have a terrible headache now
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Old Oct 12th, 2003, 01:12 AM       
Rap + Matrix Stunts = NO.
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Old Oct 12th, 2003, 01:22 AM       
I've also heard from witnesses that they ACTUALLY show scenes from the video game DURING the fight scenes. Sickening.....

So listen to Snatchtastic, kids, and go see Kill Bill!
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Old Oct 12th, 2003, 01:23 AM        .
KILL YOUR FRIENDS. THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS BUT ACTUAL ZOMBIES....YOU MUST CUT OFF THIER HEADS.

YOUR FRIENDS WONT SAY THAT SHIT IS GAY AFTER THEY WATCH THE FIRST MINUTE OF KILL BILL.
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Old Oct 12th, 2003, 01:31 AM       
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I've also heard from witnesses that they ACTUALLY show scenes from the video game DURING the fight scenes. Sickening.....

So listen to Snatchtastic, kids, and go see Kill Bill!
Worse. They use the scenes from the video games as transitions. Every five minutes or so you see a quick flash of a zombie getting chopped or shot or something. It gave me a headache.
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Old Oct 12th, 2003, 11:54 AM       
This commercial alone is the bane of my existence.
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 08:51 PM       
Who expected a good movie from a videogame where all you do is shoot and reload? Hmmm?
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 02:22 PM       
I would kick something if they made a Carneviel movie.
I want to see kill bill.
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 02:47 PM       
I want to murder whoever is responsible for that film.
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 03:07 PM       
While your out murdering people how about you take out everybody that had anything to do with From Justin to Kelly.
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 05:46 PM       
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 08:46 PM       
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While your out murdering people how about you take out everybody that had anything to do with From Justin to Kelly.
They had a few good dance numbers in it, you jerk.
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 02:57 AM       
A German made that movie.
I feel sorry for all Germans, Americans and all other people who watched this shit.
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 02:58 AM       
I WANTED THIS MOVIE TO HAVE BAD ACTING.

WELL, IT DID, BUT NOT IN THE WAY I WANTED.

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