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Old Oct 16th, 2003, 11:09 AM        Constantine movie pics


To those who don't know what I'm talking about: John Constantine is the main character in the comic Hellblazer.

I still can't see Keanu working as John. The last pic is conceptually cool, but he's still American and Keanu. Constantine is as English as they come (it has been said that he is supposed to be London and Liverpool incarnate), and I have serious problems accepting this.

EDIT: At least they abandoned the super hero car he was supposed to be driving.

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Old Oct 16th, 2003, 11:31 AM       
He's not blonde.
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Old Oct 16th, 2003, 12:53 PM       
He just needs to hurry up and do the next Bill & Ted's flick.
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Old Oct 16th, 2003, 12:59 PM       
You know that Alex Winter comes over to his house every day...
"C'mon, we got a great script this time... honest, it's a quality script. please dear sweet jesus Keaunu do this movie, I'm sick of mayonaise sandwiches!"
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Old Oct 16th, 2003, 02:34 PM       
If they were going to use an American, they could have at least asked James Marsters.
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Old Oct 16th, 2003, 02:42 PM       
jason hurvey... wait, is he canadian? :/
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Old Oct 16th, 2003, 04:06 PM       
Wasn't John Constantine in the first Sandman book?
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Old Oct 16th, 2003, 07:36 PM       
Yes he was.

John Constantine is one of the coolest characters ever (another thing we can thank Alan Moore for, if I'm not mistaken...I believe he first appeared during Moore's run on Swamp Thing) and Keanu is completely going to fuck him up.
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 04:41 AM       
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If they were going to use an American, they could have at least asked James Marsters.
I'm all for Marsters. It'd be a bitch to tolerate him as Not Spike in such a similar role (They're both to a great extent based on Sid Vicious), but it'd be far better.

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John Constantine is one of the coolest characters ever (another thing we can thank Alan Moore for, if I'm not mistaken...I believe he first appeared during Moore's run on Swamp Thing) and Keanu is completely going to fuck him up.
That's right. He showed up shortly before the Chrisis on Infinite Earths, and helped Swampy in his spiritial journey.
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 06:48 AM       
Oh, God. I'm having audio flashbacks to his horrible British accent in Bram Stoker's Dracula.
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 10:31 AM       
Hey, this thread isn't about the Byzantine empire! What gives?
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 10:34 AM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 10:40 AM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 11:11 AM       
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