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[da blob]

Originally Posted by Supafly345

Hey MisSFiT! Well, my wife finally got pregnant after months of trying (we are very thankful for that),

Didn't you realize it was mother nature's way to tell you *something* ?
You do not want to fool with her. For humanity's sake, please reconsider.

[Esuohlim]

So, Missfit, have you dropped all that weight yet?

[MisSFiT]

No I haven't.
I'm actually trying to gain weight, because Supafly's wife and I have something in common.

I'm glad you cared enough to ask.
So, Milhouse has you penis grew anymore, or has that voice of your's gotten passed the Peter Brady stage yet?

[Esuohlim]

YOU USED "PETER BRADY" AND "PENIS" IN THE SAME SENTENCE

[Supafly345]

Originally Posted by da blob

Didn't you realize it was mother nature's way to tell you *something* ?

No, please explain.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by incog

am I that low that nobody would waste decent saliva on me?

In ancient Japan, a circle bukkake in the center of the village was the way to deal with offending citizens.

[Anonymous]

Gaining weight will make you less likely to conceive.

[Esuohlim]

Is there a catch?

Hahahaha..oh man. But seriously, what's the catch?

[MisSFiT]

Originally Posted by Chojin

Gaining weight will make you less likely to conceive.

Supafly's wife is already pregnant.

Get it.

[Esuohlim]

YOU ARE QUITE FOND OF PIE, RIGHT?

[MisSFiT]

No, I'm not fond of pie.

Hey, is that your picture in your avatar?
I always pictured you to look like that, except younger.

[Esuohlim]

I GRADUATED FROM BOVINE UNIVERSITY

OH WAIT, THAT WAS YOU

[ScruU2wice]

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