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Old Apr 26th, 2005, 10:11 PM        Comes Around
I'm running today and see this old friend of mine that I haven't seen in a long time sitting in a Starbucks by the window. I think she may have seen me before I see her and as I get closer I see she is trying to not notice me. I decide to go inside and say hi and she says something like, "I thought I saw you running out there." That's when I knew that she didn't really want to talk to me because she was trying to avoid me and I've done that before so I know what it's like. When I realized that she really didn't care to say hello or anything I told her I had to use the bathroom and I ran away. Who's in charge NOW?
I went home and deleted her phone number.
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Old Apr 26th, 2005, 10:38 PM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2005, 11:21 PM       
Way to deal, Frank. Way to deal.
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 02:24 PM       
Studio, that scene would make for an excellent advertisement for Nike running shoes. I can see it. The last thing you see as the guy runs away is when the camera focuses on the bottom of the Nike shoes and you see the words flashing ‘Who's in charge NOW?’. I think you handled it brilliantly
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 10:28 PM       
I'm all over it
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 11:01 PM       
Still wearing the pants, man. You nailed her ass to the barn door. Well done.
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Old May 4th, 2005, 01:41 AM       
Sorry it took me so long to say thank you.
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Old May 4th, 2005, 04:32 PM       
you sure did handle the situation like a gentleman.
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Old May 4th, 2005, 04:56 PM       
HE SURE DID HANDLE THAT SITUATION LIKE A VAGINA
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Old May 6th, 2005, 11:50 AM       
im sorry, but its obvious the ONLY thing to do if younotice her ignoring you is to pester her again and again and follow her down the street until she starts either

1) physically attacking you
or
2) crying.

anything else, and your not a man.
your a WOMAN DAMMIT!
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Old May 6th, 2005, 11:56 AM       
whoa you're right listen can we be friends? you seem like a stand-up guy
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Old May 6th, 2005, 12:05 PM       
definately. we're buddies already!

now if we are friends.... buy me a beer.

a BIG one, dammit!


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Old May 6th, 2005, 12:38 PM       
Your avatar is annoying as hell. and too fucking big
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Old May 6th, 2005, 12:50 PM       
oh?
why is it annoying? runs great on MY comp....
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Old May 6th, 2005, 12:55 PM       
Its annoying because its stupid faggot anime, about 3 times too big AND an animated .gif
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Old May 6th, 2005, 01:00 PM       
oh thats it?

well suck it.

i happen to like it.
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Old May 6th, 2005, 01:33 PM       
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Old May 6th, 2005, 01:37 PM       
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i happen to like it.
just size it down dude.
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Old May 6th, 2005, 01:44 PM       
lol i dont actually know how to....

(and im asuming the sig saying boycot sigs is a humour-filled attempt at irony? its pretty good...)
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Old May 6th, 2005, 02:24 PM       
this one's one of the worst so far.
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Old May 6th, 2005, 02:32 PM       
hey, i may have gotten off to a bad start with you helm.... canwe still be friends?

in fact, fuck it.

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Old May 6th, 2005, 03:14 PM       
Go outside.
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Old May 6th, 2005, 03:57 PM       
Your avatar doesn't look that big to me man.

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Old May 7th, 2005, 05:57 AM       


Its very thoughtful of you to include the dimensions and file size, thanks.
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