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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 10:54 AM        SHOCKED AND APPALLED
So I'm sitting in the computer lab, right? Right next to me is a textbook nerd (thick glasses, narrow head, greasy hair, braces, and a slight wheezing noise). My eyes glance to the right slightly and just happen to catch a glimpse of what's on his screen...

SICK BONDAGE PORN! SICK ASIAN BONDAGE PORN. Sweet Jesus!
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 10:59 AM       
dude he probably can't afford a computer at his house and he obvliously isn't getting any sex with that perfect nerd stereotype thing going on so let him look at his asian bondage porn, fucker
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 11:39 AM       
Public masturbation is a constituitional right.
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 11:44 AM       
thats what im saying soem fucker all up on me yelling shocked and appauled im trying to beat off man get away
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 01:40 PM       
Another thing my wandering eyes beheld:

He appeared to to be researching a Bondage CONVENTION. "Bon Con 2004," I believe. He must be even more into it than I thought.
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 01:42 PM       
He was looking up the date of this year's convention for his mom.
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 01:44 PM       
Argh, talk about opposites.

It would be like finding out your Hero dresses up in drag and performs tricks on the corner of Pacific Ave and 121st.

(my hero is Superman)
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 02:00 PM       
(my hero is WHATTHEFUCKAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?)
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 04:15 PM       
THE MENTAL IMAGING! IT RUINS MY THOUGHTS!
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 07:06 PM       
whats wrong with having a narrow head?
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 09:47 PM       
LOO I BET HE GOES TO I-MOCKERY AND POSTS ABOUT HOW THE GUY NEXT TO HIM LOOKS AT ASIAN BONDAGE PORN.
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 10:16 PM       
You do knwo he probably has a giant penis.
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 10:17 PM       
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LOO I BET HE GOES TO I-MOCKERY AND POSTS ABOUT HOW THE GUY NEXT TO HIM LOOKS AT ASIAN BONDAGE PORN.
I BET HE GOES TO I-MOCKERY AND POSTS ABOUT THE GUY WHO STARTED A THREAD ABOUT HOW THE GUY NEXT TO HIM LOOKS AT ASIAN BONDAGE PORN.
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 10:18 PM       
LOO, WHAT DO YOU KNOW, SHCOCKED AND APALLED
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 10:27 PM       
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LOO I BET HE GOES TO I-MOCKERY AND POSTS ABOUT HOW THE GUY NEXT TO HIM LOOKS AT ASIAN BONDAGE PORN.
I BET HE GOES TO I-MOCKERY AND POSTS ABOUT THE GUY WHO STARTED A THREAD ABOUT HOW THE GUY NEXT TO HIM LOOKS AT ASIAN BONDAGE PORN.
LOO I BET YOU'RE A HUGE FAG

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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 10:28 PM       
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OMG, HOW DID YOU EVER COME UP WITH THAT CLEVER RETORT?
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 11:35 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 12:05 AM       
but atlas, he can fly so it might aspire him to JUMP OFF THE TOP OF EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 06:47 AM       
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LOO I BET YOU'RE A HUGE FAG

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OMG, HOW DID YOU EVER COME UP WITH THAT CLEVER RETORT?
I GOT IT FROM WWW.JOKES.COM FOR LAUGHS
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 08:23 AM       
Haha all very entertaining
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 08:51 AM       
For some reason this crazy bullshit gets a lot funnier at 4:56 AM.
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 10:52 AM       
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Haha all very entertaining

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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 10:26 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 10:29 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 10:31 PM       
I would have been happier with this thread if it was called "SHOCKED AND AWED", but I guess it's a little dated

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