Are Lucifer and Satan the same?

[pjalne]

EDIT: Fuck, wrong thread

[kellychaos]

Satan's publicist called, Helm. He wants his defiant disregard for anything theologically sacred back.


That was lame.

[kahljorn]

Yea, all those, "Jesus called" "Satan called" "George Foreman called" jokes are kind of lame.

[Helm]

man, pjalne's botched post was so much more funny than kelly's on-topic one.

[pjalne]

Yeah, I'm putting it back.

[pjalne]

Oh no, here comes more!

[FS]

I thought this one was actually REALLY funny


HA HA HA HUH?

It's like he's afraid to make a real joke when God's involved.

[pjalne]

Actually, you're right, that mirror one is pretty good.

I'm not sure why, but that tech help one is my favourite.

[FS]

The knife one is funny as long as you don't remember that it makes no sense, because it's unlikely whoever stabbed him in the back is going to do it again.

The text should've been "Fool me twice, shame on me" or something.

I think this guy should stick to office jokes.

[Helm]

No you see this is how it happened. The man created the contraption, and hired a guy to stick him to see if it works. It works fine.

My favourite is the last with the birds.

[kellychaos]

Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid.