Oh, I HAVE a life, VinceZeb! And since you mentioned my life, let me give you an unsolicted description of how AWESOME and RADICAL it is! Cowabunga dude!
First off, I've started going to the YMCA so I'm working on getting stronger and whipping my ass into shape. After all, it's not easy to be a "pussyfied idiot misinformed liberal" so I figure I'd better work out so I can put my money where my mouth is and shape up so I can NOT go fight in Iraq because I don't believe this war is just.
And also, I'm eating healthy, counting my calories, carbs, and fat intake. I'm also drinking milk (from your mommas titties! nooch!) which is giving me the calcium to develop strong bones and healthy skin! I'm avoiding fast food now, because that's just full of a bunch of fatty crap that isn't good for you anyway.
And for my friend's birthday last month, me and some other friends went to a strip club and a couple of them chipped in and paid for me to get a lap dance. I didn't want to do it, but it was my money, so I figured "what the hell", you know? But then, the chick who gyrating all over my lap liked me so much she invited me back to her apartment for an all-night, all-out fuckfest! With not just her but several other strippers too! At first I felt bad about it and all, because it went against my 'code of chivalry" to do something so shallow, but they pretty much made me do it! Yep, they tied me to the bedposts and fucked me like a pot-bellied stallion all night long! Hifive! Zaaaaaang! Awwww yeah, you jive turkeys!
So I guess you can see that I have
quite an envious life after all. I can understand if you're jealous, and I realize that's really the only reason you disagree with me about anything. Nobody's
really that stupid in real life.
Well, I've got to get back to my
awesome lifestyle now, the concubines are waiting to oil up my gorgeous bronzed body and feed me grapes while giving me the massage of my life! See you
losers later!