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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 10:07 AM        THE NEVER ENDING STORY!
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Once a upon a time, 2 kids named Bob and Al were going to the candy store one day. Suddenly, the sky turned black and-


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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 10:41 AM       
it began to rain as the meteorologist had predicted the night before. Bob was disturbed by the change in circumstance while Al simply...
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 11:58 AM       
...decided his name was no longer Al. From now on, he would be referred to as Jilly. Bob asked, "Why do you want to change your name, Al?" And Jilly stabbed him, but he didn't die. Instead, he...
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 12:52 PM       
...was in critical condition, and the doctors put him into an induced coma for 15 years. When he awoke the world had changed, nobody knew what inspector gadget was, and Leslie Nielson was dead. This was very sad, and Bob decided he would have to...
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 03:55 PM       
spontaneously combust in order to kill the doctors who put him in critical condition so........
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 08:30 PM       
...decided his name was no longer Al. From now on, he would be referred to as Jilly. Bob asked, "Why do you want to change your name, Al?" And Jilly stabbed him, but he didn't die. Instead, he...
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 10:40 PM       
...Became violently ill, spilling forth vomit and excrement from all orifices, pouring out like a stinking, vile faucet of putrefaction. His body slowly melted on the sidewalk, in a pile of steaming, rotting, stinking filth. His melted form mortified all passers by, elicting screams of terror from all. As the police arrived on the scene, People began to slow their cars and look at the deformed, sludge-like pile of bastard skin and innards. Bob had stole off, running deep into the heart of the city. The irony was not lost on him. Not ten minutes before al's spontaneous melting, Bob had told Al he was going to 'melt his sugar' ALL NIGHT LONG. Huddled over in a clump of shrubbery, covered in vomit, Al promised himself that he would never, EVER eat candy again, in honor of his gay, melted friend.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 10:44 PM       
You got the story messed up. And his name is Jilly now, not Al.
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 11:32 AM       
Suddenly giant monkeys jumped out of nowhere and ripped Mammoth apart, causing them to fight over who gets to eat him. Jilly got so angry that he
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 11:59 AM       
...decided his name was no longer Al. From now on, he would be referred to as Jilly. Bob asked, "Why do you want to change your name, Al?" And Jilly stabbed him, but he didn't die. Instead, he...
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 05:23 PM       
..beat a dead horse in retaliation ( ) and....
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 10:00 PM       
Began vomiting continuously. He tried to scream, but he choked on the outpouring of filth and his lungs began to crowd with the stenchly liquid. As the streaming, repugnant fluid splattered forth onto the ground, he felt a deep pain in his chest. he gripped his hands over his heart and clutched madly as his skin, falling forth onto his knees into the pooling, blithering purulence. A burning sensation began to fill his chest, flowing through his veains like coursing fire. Again he trtied to scream, but asphyxiation was still taking over. He clutched his left hand on top of the other, trying to grasp the inflammation, but to no avail. He could tell that it was his heart. His hands gripped suddenly tighter on the bones of his ribcage, trying desperately to claw at the pain. As he felt his heart explode, his vision began to go blank. All he could see was black, and felt a burning inferno spread across his body, like he was melting inside a gigantic roasting pot. He flopped over on the sidewalk, his chest turning a bruised red. He lay there, bleeding in a puddle of his own vomit, a true subjective case for morality: Don't steal.

As bob was calling an ambulance, the disconnect button was suddenly pressed from behind him. He whirled around, only to meet with the most feared man in the state: Val Caleri, "The Butcher". They called him that for a very good reason. Before bob could call for help, he was busted on the head with a brick, knocked out cold.

As he awoke inside a small warehouse, bob could hear a sharp grinding sound. He wondered in his head, and tried to move his head to look, but his body was numb. He lay flattened down on a table of some sort. All he could see was an old, rusty lamp on the ceiling, and the dingy looking tiles on the ceiling. He heard creaking footsteps, as The Butcher approchaed. he knew his fate. Feeling a sharp pain in his arm, he screamed in terror. He saw the butcher raise up a bloody meat cleaver, with skin partlices and flecks of bone on it. He only screamed louder. The Butcher grunted as he slung the rusty blade down for another bone-cracking slice. "You should have known i was following you" was nearly muffled by yells and screams of intense pain, coursing through Bob's body. "You have talked to me several times. Remember the Internet?". Another chop to the terrified victim's right arm, splattering blood up into Bob's vision. "Helm21 must ring a bell." he sneered as he stared into Bob's face, with his long hair dripping blood into his victim's face. He raised his cleaver once again for another strike...
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 04:07 AM       
when accidentally he dropped the knife, giving Bob just enough time to recover and get out of the god forsaken place, but just as he started to get up...........
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 06:25 AM       
...decided his name was no longer Al. From now on, he would be referred to as Jilly. Bob asked, "Why do you want to change your name, Al?" And Jilly stabbed him, but he didn't die. Instead, he...
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 12:32 PM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 03:46 PM       

Bob turned into a WereChojin and fucked Jilly's day slam up.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 03:16 AM       
until Optimus Prime stepped on him, and began to fight Megatron.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 09:24 PM       
then the green bay football team came and dicided to kill them selfs and took al(aka.jilly)and told him the blue fling rhinos from anartica would come and steal all the cholalate in the town so megatron went to anartica with 5 side-kicks ,superman,mario,the doughboy,a t-rex,and apu from the simsons.and then they got on a...
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 11:30 AM       
plane, which was shot down by jason, the Dutch, talking, typing komodo Dragon wearing power armor, and Optimus Prime.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 12:36 PM       
...decided his name was no longer Al. From now on, he would be referred to as Jilly. Bob asked, "Why do you want to change your name, Al?" And Jilly stabbed him, but he didn't die. Instead, he...
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 01:54 PM       
he shot Jamesman in the nuts, to stop him from ever reproducing, and posting that same fucking (but hilarious) reply ever again.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 06:42 PM       
Then they sat their asses down on the middle of the street while popping rubber band guns at each other. Suddenly, one lodged in Jilly's eye, causing him to shriek in pain at the tops of his lungs...
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 12:00 AM       
..."Without Jamesman's repetitive hilarious reply that is terrible and great at the same time this story must evolve continuity!" Jilly shrieked, though he had intended to say "AGH my eye!" and it just came out wrong, though he didn't want to ruin his momentum so he continued "And if we can't do that because everybody here just posts about violence and painful things happening to us! WE'RE DOOMED!" "Yes," Bob replied. "But if violence and pain are our only purpose, then let us make the best of the situation."

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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 12:43 AM       
..stab them in the eye. As the spork headed towards Jilly's eyes...


...he woke up. And his sheets were off-colored. With the aroma of ammonia in the air, Jilly leapt out of bed and...
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 12:50 AM       
...realized that he had just dreamed the part about being named Jilly. From now on, he would be referred to as Al. Bob asked, "Why did you want to change your name in the dream, Al?" And Al stabbed him, but he didn't die. Instead, he...
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