UNBAN FARTIN

[Mr. Vagiclean]

holy shit

[Mr. Oysterhead]

So tell me, how is it more fun to just bray idiocies at random people online than it is to make them cry and want to kill themselves in reality?

[WINO]

Originally Posted by Mr. Oysterhead

So tell me, how is it more fun to just bray idiocies at random people online than it is to make them cry and want to kill themselves in reality?

I'd strangle you with your spine if i could. But at least i'd have the dignity to give you respects at burial; a 21 well-endowed men salute. Although i'm sure you have slurped enough manjuice in your time that you have a jizz deposit well established in your plural system.

Upon the salute, you would finally fill up and drown.

The way you always wanted to go.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Originally Posted by WINO

This sure as fuck is'n't one. This is just R&R for me.

Pm me and i'll invite you to my world.

hey did you notice how intimidating you just sounded if that was the sample of your world i think i would want to PARTY UP and be PROUD of my RACE

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Originally Posted by WINO

I'd strangle you with your spine if i could.

I'm pretty sure that if you managed to get my spine all the way around my neck, and in a small enough manner to strangle someone, I'd be pretty dead. Also note: attempting such acts would get you shot, and it is easy to be a big man through a phone line.

[WINO]

Originally Posted by Mr. Oysterhead

I'm pretty sure that if you managed to get my spine all the way around my neck, and in a small enough manner to strangle someone, I'd be pretty dead. Also note: attempting such acts would get you shot, and it is easy to be a big man through a phone line.

And fun too.....

[WINO]

Now shut the fuck up as well, and join my other bitches in the stable.

[WINO]

Originally Posted by Mr. Oysterhead

I'm pretty sure that if you managed to get my spine all the way around my neck, and in a small enough manner to strangle someone, I'd be pretty dead. Also note: attempting such acts would get you shot, and it is easy to be a big man through a phone line.

Are you strapped or something?

Go watch T.V.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

More fun to be the devil to those around you, and you haven't got any bitches, or any stables; and if you had bitches, you'd not waste the money on stables. Stables are for horses, not dogs.

[WINO]

A special exception is being made in your case.

[WINO]

A wire pen.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

would it possibly be ELECTRIFIED oh boy you sure would put oyster in HIS place with an electrified one

[Mr. Oysterhead]

What if I have rabies? or some other disease? or I'm just feral?

[Mr. Vagiclean]

shut the FUCK up oyster you are supposed to be in a WIRE PEN right now you are ruining all the cream!

[WINO]

Originally Posted by Mr. Oysterhead

What if I have rabies? or some other disease? or I'm just feral?

Then i'll just shoot ya and put you in the dumpster in a brown plastic bag.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

There was cream? Where was I for the cream? What kind of cream? I like cream. And I can still talk in a wire pen, you need a muzzle. If you put a muzzle on me, then my voice will be muffled. But it's very hard to muffle me through the internet. I've tried it. It's hard.

[WINO]

It should be hard...if ya want the "creme".

[Mr. Oysterhead]

I don't want creme. I don't really want cream either. And what if, before you shoot me, dig a hole under the wire pen and start eating your throat at night? or run away only to come back and exact my vengeance in an undisclosed amount of time? or a large group of hippies who've recently lost their drug supply happen to see you shooting me and attack with flaming torches and energy-efficient vehicles. It's very hard to shoot someone who's driving a car at you. Even if you make them dead they can still keep going. Or what if there's a small case of divine intervention? or gun control?

[WINO]

If you insist on humping my leg, at least send it a valentines card.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

so are you guys done kissing i thought we were in a BRAWL COMEON BIGDOG

[WINO]

This brawl was over many posts ago....but if you are feeling overly masochistic........

[Mr. Vagiclean]

The above statement was false....

[WINO]

Nice try.....

[Jixby Phillips]

I like how to him, the fact that this isn't a FLAME FORUM is an insult. Like, we'd try to call ourselves that to be cool. Seriously, even using the word "flame" in that context is tacky and abhorrable.

See, I really think this. I'm not just insulting you for the sake of insulting. That stuff that you do? that "YOU SUCK COCK MANJUICE PENIS PENIS GAY GAY YOU ARE GAY I'LL BET YOU ARE GAY" stuff? see, you can pretty much say the same exact insult and just fill in a new name. Get what I'm saying? It's pointless, and if you think we're impressed by your ability to creatively mix vulgarities and attach them to a random person you know nothing about, or that it's something that we strive for (which would explain your "FLAMING" McClain for calling you a "fucking dork" instead of a "MOTHER FUCKING CUM-SUCKING PEICE OF SHIT DORK WHO I WILL BEAT TO DEATH WITH YOUR OWN RIB CAGE"), then you are a fucking dork.

END OF BOOK

[WINO]

Meltdown alert!!!