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Bulletproof_Kennedy · #1

Silky and RyRy the penguins sat on a block of ice, somewhere in the Arctic Circle eating fish and honking the way only penguins can honk. Silky really, really wanted RyRy’s cock up her ass but she had no idea of how to ask as everything she said came out as a honk. RyRy had a similar pain, wanting Silky’s cock up his own ass but that was just impossible because Silky had no cock. After a while Silky moved over and tried to show him what she wanted by moving back against his currently floppy penguin dick. RyRy however simply thought she was playfully farting on him and got so angry that he threw a fish at her.

She sat in the corner and cried for a short while, during which RyRy watched her confusedly. She’d almost farted on him! What the hell had she expected?

Silky had an idea, something RyRy couldn’t possibly not respond to. She walked over to him, honking happily and flapped her flippers over his dick, repeatedly. RyRy, let out a scream and flew into the air comically before falling into the maws of a nearby snow leopard.

‘Stupid fuck,’ thought the snow leopard before clamping his mouth down on RyRy’s throat, feeling the copper taste of the penguin’s blood fill his maw. The penguin struggled for a while, but it was a weakling and the leopard soon had him under control… and it wasn’t long until the weak honking had been replaced by silence.

The leopard lifted his head up and looked at the penguin’s companion. She stood there, shocked, and completely static against the swirling mass of freezing water which filled the oceans behind her. The sun glistened on her fishy flesh, and the snow leopard felt a hunger fill him… a hunger not for food, but to satiate its own lust.

Moving quickly now, closing in, he watched as the penguin suddenly sprang into life – her imminent capture breaking the trance under which she’d been. But it was too late, in a moment he was atop of her, the red raw meat between his legs pressing against her fishy cooze.

executioneer · #2

isnt there some anime board you can post this shit on

Sethomas · #3

I stopped reading because penguins don't live in the Arctic Circle. Much less the Artic one, I'm sure.

Mr. Vagiclean · #4

that totally turned me on

ThisIsWitty · #5

OMG, KEEP POSTING. WHAT WIL DA BABYS LOOK LIEK?1

Scorn the Terrible · #6

That story gave my soul cancer.

jarrrrd · #7

You know, I have always had an animal fetish.(Hmm..no wonder I go to the zoo alot.) I laughed, I cried, and I got a monster boner. Thank you, thank you so much!