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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 08:49 PM        what's the best way to go about
cutting your pinkie off? i'm thinking just a butcher knife. i won't bleed to death, will I? i don't think i will
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 08:50 PM       
Are you giving it to your girlfriend?

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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 08:52 PM       
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 08:55 PM       
I don't know. Cutting it off with a very dull knife, and having to break the bone seems better.
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 09:04 PM       
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A knife can do many things, but that isn't one of them.
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 12:20 PM        .
In the final scene from Four Rooms, Ted the bellhop cut off the pinkie finger of this one guy for 1000 dollars. He cut it off with a Meat Clever that was sharp as the devil himself.

Now you might need a secondary on this so they can get a full swing onto the finger. Go rent the movie, that'll definately inspire you to follow through with it.
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 02:51 PM       
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 04:33 PM       
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Old Nov 17th, 2003, 02:12 PM       
I think you should cut right at the joint itself. Less bone, more cartilage.
If you have one of those electric turkey carving knives you should try that.
Make sure you use a tourniquet before you start. Have a friend with blowtorch cauterize it, because odds are you won't be in any condition to do it yourself.
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Old Nov 17th, 2003, 02:18 PM       
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Old Nov 18th, 2003, 10:16 PM       
don't cut your pinkie off you jerk

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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 12:07 AM       
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 02:55 PM       
but what if you want to wear a pinky ring when you are older? you'll be SOL!
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