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Old Nov 18th, 2003, 11:50 PM        "CRAPPY HOLIDAYS" -by Protoclown
A rare update for our good ol' Visionary Darkness section, Proto is back in fine form with his latest rant about crappy holidays. Check it out.


"CRAPPY HOLIDAYS" -by Protoclown
http://www.I-Mockery.com/Visionary/crappy-holidays.asp

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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 12:07 AM       
The article was good, and it got me to thinking. Isn't it ironic that in the 1950's, when the country was at a point of narrowmindedness so great that no one really trusted one another, that Halloween was celebrated, while today, when we can find out anything about John Doe down the street with a few clicks of a mouse, Halloween is being treated more and more as "Satan's Holiday"?

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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 12:40 AM       
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every passing day. Things weren't so bad when I was a kid. Christmas was Christmas, Thanksgiving was Thanksgiving, and Hanukkah was what that kid down the street who was allergic to milk celebrated.
Lactose intolerance is very common among people of Jewish ethnicity. I have it too, albiet mildly. When I attended a Jewish summer camp, there was more lactaid milk than regular milk at breakfast.
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 12:46 AM       
Hooray!
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 12:54 AM       
what a surprise, jeanette is jewish
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 01:03 AM       
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what a surprise, jeanette is jewish
Now what the hell is that supposed to mean?
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 01:06 AM       
He means you live in Connecticut.
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 01:10 AM       
Well I guess I conform to the sterotype then.

Excuse me, I need to get back to controlling the media...
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 01:12 AM       
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Well I guess I conform to the sterotype then.

Excuse me, I need to get back to controlling the media...
And being "good with money," which is how your more polite anti-semites say "cheap."
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 01:17 AM       
stereotyping is a harsh term for my recent phrase

observant is more like it

don't worry jeanette nothing's wrong with being jewish
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 03:09 AM       
Careful Jeany-poo, Jamesman has been throwing around the suggestion to make lampshades of us Shylocks as of late.
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 07:49 AM       
some of Geggy's best friends are Jews....the ones that aren't black or Mexican.....
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 10:55 AM       
OR GAY!
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 11:33 AM       
OR refried Jesus wheezers, or cripples, or hermaphrodites, or post menopausal, or a cheeto-eating dog fucker, or a necrophiliac, or a homophobe, or a jewophobe, or just plain fag....
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 02:17 PM       
how depressing.
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 02:30 PM       
As always, the little end notes make me laugh really really loud, as did the entire piece, but the end notes always make me laugh, no matter what.
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 02:58 AM        Inspiration
Hilarity of most superb quality. Indeed, I feel compelled to make a video observation of the white suburbanite within the national toy outlet during this season of love and caring and slapping and scratching and hair pulling, so on and so forth. Yes, excellent. Thank you for the inspiration Proto, you are indeed a automatic rifle totting wolf amongst a bunch of retarted inbred sheep.
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 03:08 AM       
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Well I guess I conform to the sterotype then.

Excuse me, I need to get back to controlling the media...
Since your one of them could you do me a favor and do something about canceling those millionare shows? thanx.
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