In a hilarious turn around on a zing James contorted that we seek out a concentration camp that is still open and have me turned into a lampshade!
So well read that boy is! He is obviously referreing to the Nazi warcrime story of Ilse Koch, wife of Karl Otto Koch, SS commander. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre teamed up with Better Homes and Gardens whe she let slide at her trial the little housewarming tip of tanning (Jewish) human leather and making durable lampshades! Bonus points for getting the tatooed part of skin with personal concentration number!
If James ever falls down a well I hope to hell some passerby sits over the edge and repeats "It rubs itself with the lotion or it gets the hose" over and over again in lieu of help while laughing.
http://www.scrapbookpages.com/Dachau.../IlseKoch.html
Bravo James. Bravo.