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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 11:49 PM        Dentist appointment
i went to my first dentist appointment today in 3 years. they've found no cavities, no wisdom tooth, nothing. the fucked up thing is that in the past year while not having a gf to nag me to eat health crap, i've been eating shitload of candy and drinking mountain dew, coffee and i was brushing my teeth once a day. wtf? my teeth are like rocks.
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 12:03 AM       
You're damn lucky. I have a dentist appointment in 2 weeks. I don't expect such positive results.
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 12:03 AM       
IT's FUNNY because you have teeth as your avatar
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 02:16 AM       
Little does greggy know..... I WAS HIS DENTIST!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! REMEMBER WHEN I PUT YOU UNDER?!!!! NO?!!!! OF COURSE NOT!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! I DRAGED YOU INTO MY OFFICE STAIRS AND RAPED YOUR ASS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 02:21 AM       
i've never had a cavity in my life i didnt brush my teeth AT ALL from ages 12-14 and every day i drank 3-12 soda cans i win
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 11:45 AM       
you must have had great breath for the past two years... are you brushing now with the girlfriend and all?
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