Bluelight.nu is funny

[Miss Modular]

Yes it is.

It's fun to read about people going through weed withdrawal:

So I decided to take five days off from weed and then I got really high yesterday. Honestly, I'd forgotten how great getting high really was. Lately, I hadn't been getting the perceptual changes and slight visual affects as much as I used to; I'd smoke every day (sometimes with a day or two off) and I'd just get more of a body high than anything else, and just feel really relaxed.

Last night I smoked like three to four bowls without experiencing ANY anxiety at all; EVERYTHING about the high was ideal. I've seriously gained a newfound appreciation for weed after this, and will no longer be using it everyday. So above all, this is a message to the daily users- I know it's not easy for SOME of you, but I highly recommend taking 5 to 7 days off from weed and then smoking some really great bud- you'll be blown away. I know many have said this before, and I know many of you will still disregard this nonetheless, but trust me, it's well worth the wait. Happy toking.

Sometimes the jokes write themselves:

i don't notice any physical signs of withdrawl
not even a change of sleeping habits.
and i've been smoking nearly everyday for a year

Finally, some things don't need to be shared:

i dont know how this eventually happened but today i planned my death sequence, i have already written the suicide note and there are lots of sections to different people in my life and before you all say anything i know that this is extrememly selfish but i feel it is the only option right now and i cant force myself ot continue much longer, i have planned that in a couple of weeks time i am going to go on a reckless week of not caring about anything doing anything i want and causing havoc and destruction and then i am going to do a dangerous cocktail of drugs for a weekend and then on the sunday of the weekend i am going to do a fatal combination which will end up killing me. i feel that this would be the best way to end life, im not sure why i came to this decision but it seems like the best thing to do, and i dont know what im looking for in response to this post i just know that people on bl will listen to what i have to say and this is the only place that i can tell people things this personal to me.

[Trippy]

for the last one, some of the replies are so funny AHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 LoL WATHSF!

[Cap'n Crunch]

What a bunch of retards.

[ziggytrix]

As a fan of cannabis, I disagree with the general sentiment of this post.

[Perndog]

As a non-fan of cannabis, I think potheads are funny. Especially when they're getting punched in the teeth.

[Skulhedface]

Nothin' wrong with the occasional pot smoker.

Though it's the guys like the author of the third quote posted above that make the rest deserve to be kicked in the shins.

[Dr. V]

So I decided to take five days off from weed and then I got really high yesterday. Honestly, I'd forgotten how great getting high really was. Lately, I hadn't been getting the perceptual changes and slight visual affects as much as I used to; I'd smoke every day (sometimes with a day or two off) and I'd just get more of a body high than anything else, and just feel really relaxed.

Last night I smoked like three to four bowls without experiencing ANY anxiety at all; EVERYTHING about the high was ideal. I've seriously gained a newfound appreciation for weed after this, and will no longer be using it everyday. So above all, this is a message to the daily users- I know it's not easy for SOME of you, but I highly recommend taking 5 to 7 days off from weed and then smoking some really great bud- you'll be blown away. I know many have said this before, and I know many of you will still disregard this nonetheless, but trust me, it's well worth the wait. Happy toking.

Just like jerking off.

[Dole]

Some notable yardsticks for human intelligence right here:

hey all i took a X pill like 2 hours ago and nothing has happend but like 15-30 minutes after i swallowed it i shit .....did i shit it out or should i wait longer to see if it will kick in its allready been 2 hoursd tho??

Best eat your shit to find out dude!

* For Chrissakes, PLUG IT!!! I will never put this foul, nauseating chemical into my stomach again. Boost with half a pill sometime during the peak. Put this in your butt too.

Ugh! In my stomach?? NO WAY! I will shove it up my arse, thats so much more sensible.

Every other roll I've had, I've always had mild depression for a week or so. On top of that, I've always had regrets, and wished I could rewind time back to that night and done something a little bit differently. "If only I'd talked more to my girlfriend while I was high" or "If only I'd brought some Tiger Balm" were common thoughts that made me miss the roll. This time though, the experience lacked nothing, and I didn't miss it once it was over.

if ONLY I'd had the tiger balm! MY LIFE IS RUINED!!