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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Fuck you.
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Aug 23rd, 2003, 06:53 PM
Evil Robot is right about paying for stuff. The first night I was in the dorms my freshman year, somebody broke the glass door to the lounge and the floor had to pay like $300. Granted, that's like five bucks a person, but still.
In addition, we lived on the tenth floor of a high-rise dorm. We got charged for throwing a chair out of the lounge window, which didn't have a fucking screen all year even though it was supposed to, and we got charged when someone threw a computer out the window. Cause it damaged the roof the of the building it landed on. Those bastards couldn't even prove it was us, even though it was us, but they charged us anyway.
But the thing flying out of windows the most often, besides urine, was glass liquor bottles. We made a game out of it. We would throw glass bottles on the roof of the building below us and try not to break them. By the time the second semester was over, the roof of that building was covered in glass bottles, There must have been at least 50 bottles of Captain Morgan there alone, and we all fucking hate rum.
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- Outerspacekid
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