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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 03:19 PM        SEX TOYS VS MAN PENIS


AND MOST OF YOU CAN'T
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 03:24 PM       


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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 03:28 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 03:41 PM       
But do you have a hairy palm?
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 03:41 PM       
i added the qualifier "MOST" for obvious exceptions such as yourself, chojin.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 04:57 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 05:27 PM       
Do the veins add to the feel?
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 05:46 PM       
It's like a phallic dagger.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 06:04 PM       


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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 06:04 PM       
Hey Glowbelly have you ever dropped it after use and had it roll under the fridge and get it all covered in lint?
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 06:45 PM       
I suspect she is linty enough on her own. :/
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 06:55 PM       
AND MOST OF YOU CUNT
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 07:05 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 07:50 PM       
This thread would be perfect if some idiots who shall remain nameless (FARTINMOWLER) never posted in it.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 10:08 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 10:31 PM       
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 04:56 AM       
You show em GB. You could obviously batter someone to death with 'Sir Dick'
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 04:59 AM       
I always thought it was called "Excali-cock"
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 08:43 AM       
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 11:47 AM       
As if Rongi isn't confused enough JK OMG
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 04:50 PM       
Was that even supposed to be funny :/?
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 08:03 PM       
The keywords here are supposed to be.
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Old Jul 17th, 2003, 07:43 AM       
But do you have a hairy palm?

Yes. The better to slap you with, my dear.

Do the veins add to the feel?

Ever hear of "ribbed for her pleasure?" Yes? OK, then.

Hey Glowbelly have you ever dropped it after use and had it roll under the fridge and get it all covered in lint?

Hey Fartin, have you ever heard of warm water and gentle soap? I clean my toys after every use, sicko.

I suspect she is linty enough on her own.

Get off my cock, fag. I'm not going to like you no matter how many times you try to insult me in front of your friends.

I always thought it was called "Excali-cock"

You are wrong, Schimid. It is indeed "Sir Dick." Dole named it himself.
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Old Jul 17th, 2003, 07:46 AM       
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