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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 10:47 AM       
there's a big spoidah in my bushes



that made me giggle.
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 12:50 PM       
wha? did yoo get a new tattoo? lol
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 01:02 PM       
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the funny thing is unless you are allergic wasp and bee stings arent that bad, but people seem to fear them more than anything
I had an allergic reaction from a wasp sting on my ankle so bad that I had to get a splint put on so the poison wouldn't spread anymore. The doc also gave me some kind of antihistamine and told me not to get too much exercise to get the blood pumpin'. What I further hate is that wasps are very aggressive and can sting you repeatedly and NOT die as they have no barbs on their stingers. At least with bees, I get the satifaction that they've ripped off an appendage in an effort to do me harm and will fly off and expire somewhere while I smile in the knowledge of their slow death
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 03:12 PM       
I heard somewhere when I was little that a wasp can only use its stinger about five times before it dies. Regardless, we get invaded by flies and wasps at the grocery store I work at, especially now that it's nearing autumn. They're attracted to our garbage bins and smelly customers, and when the door opens about a dozen new beasts come flying in.

Fortunately, I have Weapon Specialization (fly swatter) with Improved Critical and get a +7 bonus to attack and damage. I've only had to use my Uncanny Dodge ability once when I rolled a critical miss.
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 07:13 PM       
we're having a huge fruitfly problem right now so we got flypaper and spray

I AM A MURDERER

but i can't make the one thing that'd do this island some good;
a voodoo doll of Terranuser.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 06:07 AM       
If I bring you the necessary components, will you make me a voodoo doll of Terranuser?

I've got something of the Thread lol
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