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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 02:38 AM       
I'd be a bad father. The first word out of my kid's mouth would be "vagina".
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 03:15 AM       
The first thing out of the vagina would be the kids mouth.

Bwahah.

Anywhoozle, our entire family has been extremely supportive. We weren't planning on any "freakouts" but we thought just maybe someone would disapprove. My mom cried, laughed and screamed for about 5 minutes straight. It was joyous, of course. I had to hold the phone two feet from my ear. That's the kind of reaction we hoped for. It gave me goosebumps and my eyes started watering. Holy shit.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 03:16 AM       

You twisted my words around for something else funny!
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 04:38 AM       
I'm telling ya, this kid's gonna be a wise-ass.

Ho-hooo!

Remember, if it's a girl, buy her a switchblade for her 8th birthday and tell her to "twist it, so the wound stays open".
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 10:15 AM       
Congratulations, McClain! I am seriously happy for you and I know that you're going to be an awesome dad.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 11:31 AM       
oh my goodness! this is great news!
congrats, mcclain.

ummm, i'll make the child a bib or something. or knit it a scarf. you never know when a baby is gonna need a scarf, especially in california.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 11:34 AM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 12:16 PM       
Congratulations McClain, now you have an excuse to be buying action figures.

And make sure you raise it on the good shit, transformers, GI Joe, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, ya know.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 01:30 PM       
McClain, it's been an hour or so, have you started smoking those tops yet. When those 14 papers are gone, do you plan on smoking the rest of your tobacco out of your palm?
Good luck with the smoking and child rearing.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 01:36 PM       
congrats McClain. I hope you'll like being a father.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 03:17 PM       
Giving up your smokes for a kid that isn't even born yet? Man, now we know who is going to be in charge... this kid is gunna walk allll over you. Hopefully the mommy has a nasty backhand slap at the very least
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 03:38 PM       
Congratulations!

What are you going to name him/her? I know a lot about names and meanings, I'll be honored to help you if you haven't decided yet.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 03:42 PM        ...
Thanks ee'rbody. We've got a few names were considering, but nothing positive yet. For a boy, we're thinking Jayse McClain or Jackson. For a girl, we've got Emma Rose or Lolita Manifesta.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 04:27 PM       
Jay-Z McClain?
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 07:05 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 07:12 PM       
i'm sure if you shot yourself in the face, something could be arranged.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 08:41 PM       
woo. congrats!

It's always nice to think that intelligent people are reproducing as well.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 08:59 PM       
WHOA! WAIT A MINUTE!

McClain, does this mean that you actually put your weiner inside your wife?!

I guess it must be so, since all my health classes have said that's a crucial part of baby-making, but still... FUCKING WHOA.

P.S. Congratulations.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 10:36 PM       
hey, congrats man! Like Punkgrrrlie said, its good to see the literate side of society raise a child.
good luck, as you'll most likely need it. That and patience.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 06:04 PM       
MCCLAIN!!!! I am so happy for you! The more little smart ass mocker babies in the world the better. This is going to be a great. You will be a really fun Dad.

CONGRATS!
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 06:32 PM        ...
Thanks. I sure hope so... I mean, I've got the mentality of a child so at the very least I'll be able to relate. And since I get toys in the mail on a weekly basis, I'll literally have a stockpile for "it" to play with.
I get all sorts of junk toys, too. Disney stuff. Toy Story. Pokemon. Stuff I'd normally get rid of, but now I have to consider keeping it. Me and this kid are gonna' have some great adventures. I'll be the coolest dad on the block.
"My dad is a mechanic and can fix anything."
"Oh yeah? My dad has a million toys and is a Navy SEAL and watches cartoons and will kill your dad with plastic nunchuku."
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 08:01 PM       
Hey everybody break out dem th ar clothes hangers where havin us an abor'shin!!!!!!!
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 08:20 PM       
Indeed, Mac would make quite the dad. Raise "it" up on good music, too. Babies like Metalcore.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 12:33 AM       
Good luck with the quitting, McClain. Just a month ago, I had to give up on something which I love very much and now, everything I eat tastes like food again and my sexual organs are back into cycle.

Have fun with the little one, kiddo.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 12:51 AM       
What did you quit Geggy? I wonder if McClain is keeping to his promise to not smoke.
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