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Old May 29th, 2004, 07:15 PM        Pleasure???
I masturbated for about 60 seconds in the tub last night and my orgasm lasted about 90... Seems that the only way to be pleased is with the index and the middle... Never once has a male pleased me the way i want... Never had a real orgasm.
Is it that there somthing wrong with me or, the fucking male species isnt good for that anymore?
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Old May 29th, 2004, 07:35 PM       
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Old May 29th, 2004, 07:36 PM       


why don't we have a :yawn smiley? that would be really good for this post.

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Old May 29th, 2004, 07:37 PM       
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Old May 29th, 2004, 07:50 PM       
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Old May 29th, 2004, 08:01 PM       
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Old May 30th, 2004, 12:44 AM       

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Old May 30th, 2004, 04:18 AM       
I know. I'm just as surprised as you.
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Old May 30th, 2004, 11:21 AM       
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Old May 31st, 2004, 03:34 PM       
well what are ya gonna do.. no i just think there somthing wrong with males
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Old May 31st, 2004, 03:53 PM       






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Old May 31st, 2004, 08:28 PM       
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well what are ya gonna do.. no i just think there somthing wrong with males
U SHOULD STOP HAVING SECKS WITH THEIR FINGARS AND START WITH THEIR PENI

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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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Old Jun 1st, 2004, 07:45 PM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2004, 07:58 PM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2004, 08:25 PM       
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well what are ya gonna do.. no i just think there somthing wrong with males
IM me some time, and we can discuss all the sex.
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Old Jun 1st, 2004, 09:14 PM        Re: Pleasure???
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Is it that there somthing wrong with me or, the fucking male species isnt good for that anymore?
Nah, I think it's just a matter of trial and error in your case. Keep experimenting with your partner(s), and eventually you'll find something that works. I also suggest that you try having them masturbate you the way you do it to yourself.
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Old Jun 1st, 2004, 10:53 PM       
Actually shes right. Most males are sexually aroused by a cold blank stare that pentrates our very souls with a resounding echo of "when will your cock exit my vagina". If during sexual play of any sort I notice even the slightest hint of pleasure in my partner's eyes I start to puke violently as the idea frankly sickens me. Females are meant to sit still while their dirty honey pots are stirred by the veritable honey stick that is the white male cock. Bitches.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 04:03 PM       
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 01:06 AM       
I think if you stay in the secks for more than 60 seconds, you could have a possible orgasm. I dunno myself, but I have heard many legends...
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 01:31 AM       
At first I thought you were replying to Kelly, with the word "sex" replaced with "hole," and it was a lot funnier.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 04:13 PM       
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