Repost/Redone - I-Mockery NYC Trip '01

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Chojin

After seeing SMN come up with the brand new idea of a convention, I remembered that most people didn't know it's already happened. So, I've been revamping it and am gonna try to repost it here.

TUESDAY



OH NO KITTY IS SADS TO SEE ME GO OR ARE THEY TEARS OF JOY?!

My mommy drove myself, Proto, and Jaeger to the train station, where we ate overpriced food and eventually caught the right train (sans-mommy ), meeting up with Burdock and her husband Josh in one of the cars we were walking through.



Hate at first sight.



Burdock has something up her sleeve.



Protoclown sucks at taking pictures. :/



BUT I'M STILL GREAT AT IT



RAWK.

The train ride was oddly short for a trip from Maryland to NYC. But whutevah.

Getting out of the train, we met with Cherry and her two english suitors at the top of an escalator.



Jaeger looks on in a jealous rage.

To the hotel!



This was taken from outside the bathroom door at the mirror. It's good to know that $100 a night can really buy you luxury even in a city such as this.

And there was splooge all over the carpet too.



And now you know why.



We have Burbank's bed all reserved.

So, we go and check out Cherry's room, which I think was at the same price as ours.



Wtf. Note that this is not a mirror shot. Note that for some reason this room came with a plastic sailboat.

Note that we really did have these labels over our heads the whole trip like we were playing a very queer game of EverQuest.



Miss Modular.



WITH LOOKS LIKE THIS, HOW CAN PROTO NOT GET THE WOMENS.
NOW WE GO ON FOOD QUEST.



...and see Habib's fabric store. KUPLAH!



Eatin' good in the neighborhood



Arr.



Drunkards and their 6-dollar Coronas

Tickets for Star Wars Episode II were then bought and a great photo opportunity to show the size difference between Cherry and Josh presented itself.



...only to be ruined seconds before the flash by Proto

Then, it was sleep time.

ON TO WEDNESDAY!

Uh, actually, Wednesday has tons of pictures. So I'll do it tomorrow. 'Cause it's 5 am and I'm tired and probably keeping Spinster up.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Chojin

Wednesday's pictures.

WEDNESDAY

First we went to Toys R Us.



This guy was standing in front of a sign inside the store and moving like an animatronic...man, only to spring to life when we got close to him. Burdock shrieked.



The store was so big it had a ferris wheel in it.

SO OF COURSE WE HAD TO RIDE IT.



WEE



WEE



WEE



ARAHGSFIHSDFasuifhdfo



HOMOES



SNIPER!

TOY TIME



The amount of Spiderman toys here was totally gay. Included in the collection were "Karate Spider-Man", "Soccer Spider-Man", and "Fireman Spider-Man." PROTO OF COURSE PURCHASED ALL OF THESE.



Kapn's DJ set of choice, fresh in box.







Modular could not escape the store unmolested.





Of course, Jaeger spent all his time in the Barbie house.

Somewhere along the line we picked up Sspad.



-and Buffalotom.

Restaurant time



Burdock thinks deviant thoughts about Sspad being 'on the horn'.



ose



Proto's new lifemate, coy as always.



LUCKILY WE HAD ENOUGH MONEY LEFT OVER FOR DRUGS

Back to the hotel! BUT CHERRY STAYS MYSTERIOUSLY BEHIND





WAIT, WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!



WHY, IT IS NONE OTHER THAN THE AMAZING CHERRY-(WO)MAN!

We wait until nightfall, only to meet with a BIG GROUP OF HOMOS.



...ONE OF WHOM WAS OF ELVEN DESCENT.



It is time to eat good in the neighborhood again. Only we ate poorly this night. And had a bitch-whore waitress.





Mew loves me.













Mew cannot escape my ninja-like photography skills.



Doopa used her mind-erasing power to ruin this photo of her and Roger



Rog's hips are double-jointed.

So after suck food, we go to ARCADE!



AND I GET TO PLAY THE BEST GAME EVER.



HEEE HEE HOO HAW HEHSEIHSDOFHsdfsogdffgfjmj,.m,m,.m,.m,.,

After a hard night of DDR, we again retired to our rooms.



...and Jaeger discovers with more than a bit of visible delight that his home-spun breast enlargement procedure was highly successful.

THE END (of Wednesday)

[Mr. Vagiclean]

That looks too damn fun

I know Rog is planning a meeting at Maryland sometimes in the future, do you guys have another plan to take a trip in NYC again?

[DamnthatDavid]

Aye, looks fun, but then again so does sky diving.

And sky diving is dangerous. Might hit a bird.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Chojin

The days from here on out still use my pictures, but are captioned by Carnivore because I had flipped out about some stupid crap. Yeah.

THURSDAY

I'm not sure I share Chojin's talent for hilarious picture captions, but I'll give it my damndest! Here are the Thursday pics!


CLAspinster, two-fisted drinker, just moments before his head exploded. It was sad


Chojin, back at the hotel room, being his serious homo self doing serious homo work on his serious homo laptop listening to his serious homo music on his serious homo headphones.


The bouncer at the KGB bar eyes a ninja moments before eating it and 200 of its friends.


Although he said I was an asshole upon returning home, edorian had no problem with me resting my head on his shoulder all night. That's not really what's happening, mind you, but Chojin's gay-ass picture sure makes it look that way


Our British superhero fading into the darkness after beating the crap out of a gang of local NYC thugs. I'm serious! She did! Then she got totally trashed that night.


One might think this picture was taken at the KGB, but no! This is Mockery at a communist rally! He may say he hopes to make money off this site, but it's a lie! He's a filthy red!


Ninjas were handed out shortly before condoms and lubricant. Chojin's labeling of this picture lays out his intentions for Josh that night.


"I simply loved that dress you wore for your skit! You simply must tell me where I can get one in my size!"


"Hey. Are you fuckin' looking at us? You best be stepping off right now before we fuck you up good!"


Notorious Mafioso Max Burbank with one of his gay admirers in the background. Second picture is there for comparison.


Max is smiling extra hard. Hmmm... I wonder where edorian's hand could be....


"For the last time, I will not go back to your hotel room with you!"


"And that, children, is where babies come from." Burdock looks so glazed in this one....


"I do not want a picture of that, you perv! Well... on second thought...."


Sspad recreated that famous hair gel scene from There's Something About Mary with the help of some of the male Mockers present.

I have the Friday pictures too. They'll be coming soon if Chojin doesn't post them first.

[Emu]

Max looks just like I thought he would.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Chojin

Last day of pictures, captioned by Carnivore.

FRIDAY

Time for me to try to put some funny captions to Friday's pictures! Here goes.


After a session of DDR, Chojin is both tired and sweaty. He alleviates both problems at the same time by sleeping in the bathtub under running water.


Thank God I was able to close the bestial porn I was looking up before Chojin snapped this one.


Mockery is going to try to claim I'm a vegetarian because a salad came before my steak at the Greek restaurant we ate at on Saturday. This is me at WWE New York on Friday. Does that look like a plate of veggies to you, Mockery? Does it?


Here is the far-eastern secks himself, CLAspinster. You all know you want him.


This picture looks like it has been manipulated, but it wasn't! This is Chojin's true form: The Overfiend! Or some crap like that :/


We were definitely feeling the love. Feeling it, licking it, and caressing it


Even closer loving


The elevator at the hotel. You can't imagine how difficult it is to have a gay orgy in a 2' X 4' area. Well... maybe some of you can.


Chojin moments before hitting the stop button on the elevator for said gay orgy.


WWE New York. They have a policy here that My Sacrifice by Creed must be played at least four times an hour. Naturally, I was in heaven


Chojin and Protoclown try to place notorious Mafioso Max Burbank under citizens' arrest. Protoclown reached into Max's pocket, but didn't find his wallet....



Having his package touched by Proto sent Max into a Hulk-like rage. The tables were quickly turned on Proto and Chojin. The photographer was so afraid of Max, he was shaking while taking the photo.


The Big Apple has been replaced by a more appropriate nickname.


You filthy pigs. I know what you're all thinking! I am too Cherry


The gay Lego band at F(G)A(Y)O Schwartz. Welcome to our world of suck.


Chojin demonstrates how he's going to stomp a mudhole in the ass of a certain Return to Zork-loving simian.


Max gets quite "pumped up" himself while watching Chojin.


Everyone gathers around to witness Carnivore's incredible stick-handling.


You're all majorly turned on right now, aren't you. What a bunch of perverted homos.


Although he's west coast, it had to be done. Jixbies is plural, you'll notice. An explanation is forthcoming.


This was the first attempt at the previous picture taken by Naked Quebec Guy. He was pretty fucked up on beer and probably other shit at the time.

[liquidstatik]

Mew looks just like I dreamed he would :O

[Anonymous]

Yeah, and I'm not as fat as I was then, either. :<

[Rongi]

You look like this kid I knew in highschool in those pictures

He had the same black hair, he had glasses, and he was a flamming homo

I think his name was Aron.

[Schimid]

I was gonna ask if the camera adds 50-80 pounds.

[liquidstatik]

I like your pink hair better, Chojin.

[Anonymous]

ALL IS WELL AGAIN

[James]

The Chojin diet:

-Spend 3 hours a day playing DDR.
-Eat nothing but crayons, or crayon drawings of food.
-Spend 3 hours a day having sex with Jared from Subway, taking in his thin person cells through your anal tissue.
-Arm socks generate heat, burning away arm fat.

[Buffalo Tom]

Ah, good times. There should be another convention, only this time, we go to a ski resort.

[liquidstatik]

That'd make for some good pictures. :o

[SMN]

I'd go.. Bringing my Atari 2600, Collection of Pillows CDs (A J-Rock Band), and a toothbrush. I'd love to see you all in person. You seem like a bunch of rowdy, cool guys.

Oh, and Chojin, you looked... um... not right in those pics. you look better as a freak. I dress sort of the same way, only less pink.

[sspadowsky]

We definitely need to do a meet this year. That was a blast. And hopefully, I'll have more dough, so I can stay longer and have more of the funs.

I guess we should start talking about this now, yes?

[Schimid]

EDIT - Sspad posted before me thereby neutralizing my upcoming joke.

It probably wasn't that good anyway

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Come on Schimid it was fucking good, but the "guys-a" sounded a bit off beat, you can do it, i believe in you

[Ninjavenom]

So that's what Miss Mod looks like :O

[Studio8]

You paid a lot of money for that DX jersey.

[Perndog]

I'm getting ready for a trip already. I'm saving money so I don't have to sell organs and stocking up on black turtlenecks and pentagram jewelry so I can be a good little Satanist.

[Command Prompt]

If you plan to have another convention, you should have it in Winnipeg. and more importantly, you should have it at St. Vital park, because then I merely have to walk across the street.

[Protoclown]

Agreed, Spad, we definitely need to have a get together and now is a good time to start discussing it.