mitch hedberg :(

[DJ Potatoe]

In a moment of truth and sincerity, I feel I have to say this-

Mitch Hedberg was in my opinion, the best comedian ever. When he was sober enough to tell his jokes, they were far better than anything I've heard...including George Carlin-and that's saying something.

Chojin and I were out IRL and I was trying to justify with him why this could have been a joke, but despite my efforts, Chojin merely replied "Dude, get over it." Then after several phone calls, the news had been reported to me that this horrible incident was indeed....true. After telling Chojin that this was not a falsehood after all, he sat down and said "Man...that bummed me out a lot more than I thought it would. I really thought it was a joke."

After that, our hearts hung heavy in a sort of sadness that is indescribable other than saying I could feel my stomach drop. Needless to say the whole situation sucks ass crack. I mean, Mitch told jokes that even James could get....I mean....C;mon!

So basically, to sum this whole ball of wax up, I just wanna say...

Mitch, we <3 you. :-(

-Potatoe

[ItalianStereotype]

close the thread :<

[Chojin]

it's a thread aobut him dying, and you want me to close it now that he's, uh, dead?

GOOD THINKING WOPIO

[ItalianStereotype]

okay, let it keep going. I'm sure arrow, kelly, and the lot still have more to say.

[Rongi]

yes because we all need some more of kelly's hillarious non sequitir

[Esuohlim]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0373136/

Until this changes to show his death I'm not believing shit

[Emu]

What, the random disappearing of his website isn't proof enough?

[Chojin]

That's like saying you don't believe you really are happy and proud until a fortune cookie confirms it.

[DJ Potatoe]

*reference*

I once got a fortune cookie that dispenced a message with the following quote-

"You look happy and proud"

...some fortune. :-(

[Esuohlim]

I can't help but be skeptical about this though. It's too close to April Fool's Day and they try to pull this shit all the time, like when everyone thought the Napoleon Dynamite guy died in a car crash.

[DJ Potatoe]

I agree with you except...the show I was supposed to go to tonight was cancelled. If it wasn't for Mitch's untimely death, I'd be listening to his hilarity right now instead of paroozing the I-Mock boards like a loser fuckle-tard. :-( Point being-I'm sorry Euso..I really am, but he really is gone.

[Esuohlim]

[Emu]

Originally Posted by James

Fixed it for you. Jeff Foxworthy is great, you faggot.

Jeff Foxworthy sucks, and he sucks ten times as hard now that Comedy Central has become his redneck bitch.

The only decent person in the whole Blue Collar dipshit squad is Ron White, but he needs a new act like a hobo needs crack. And judging by the fact that every time he appears on TV he's even greasier and drunker than he was he's probably going down the same road Mitch did.

[Emu]

I'm replying to this thread again because these computers are sh*t and I can't see new replies unless I do.

[Archduke Tips]

LIES.
I see through your damn lies.
Who would you know to call who could "confirm" it.

I will not fall for this April Fool's joke!

[Rongi]

cancelling a show is pretty damn far to go for an april fools joke

[ziggytrix]

well, when you consider the publicity it's generated it would be worth it. but at this point it's been reported in credible news sources.

[El Blanco]

His website still works.

Do people remember the "first time" Joe DiMaggeo died? He was really pissed when he found out. So, I'm not too willing to go with the media sources just yet.

The only reason I think he actually did die, is because the Improv would throw a shit fit if this was faked. there had to have been a shit load of money tied up in that show.

[DJ Potatoe]

It was sold out every day.

[Alive]

well his site appears to be back up. but still no mention.

[BlueOatmeal]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??? I hate America Its not fucking fair. Why couldn't it have been arrowx, or father spaz. godammit. GODAMMIT.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Why is everyone who is ever funny dying after 2004? :(

[Dr. V]

Terri Schivo died?

[DJ Potatoe]

Hey guys!! NEWS UPDATE***

According to some random guy on a seperate forum elsewhere, Mitch is still alive and well. And the reason this guy "knows it" is because he has "his sources". Apparently this is all a really funny national april fools joke. I mean...I'M still laughing. Am I right guys?

Guys...

guys?

[Emu]

april fool's is the gayest day of the year, seriously