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Lenor · #1

So, yeah after all the college and bullshit im doing, ive decided to be a sex thearpist.. So.. since I minus well get some practice.. ask me anything..

sadie · #2

are you dyslexic or something?

Cosmo Electrolux · #3

minus well?

Lenor · #4

ITS NOT THAT HARD! Ask a question about sex, and me, wanting to be a future sex therapist, will try to answer that question as best as I can!

Did you grasp the concept yet?

No im not dyslexic, Obviously you have no Idea what that even meens, or even have any respect for people that are born with that disease. Please go play outside now.. your boreing me!

Grislygus · #5

Don't worry, I won't be boreing. In fact, I hardly bore anything at all. I'm not really into metalworking, you see.

So anyway, I have this problem with a good friend from California calling me on a weekly basis about her problems, and sex is certainly not involved in our relationship. Does that make me gay?

Lenor · #6

Ok.. wanna go that way.. try this ..

Theres two issues here, One being your pondering of being 'gay', which obviously started to manifest greatly when this female started to call you, asking you for advice, when theres no sex between you. I say two problems, because one, you obviously have thought of being 'gay' befor this has happend or else you most likely wouldnt be involving another person into your equasion to base a descion on the fact that this girl obviously likes your thoughts, appreciates you or could be takeing advantages of you in useing you for some mental stability. You could just not be able to tell this girl no, which is often a problem, being that nobody wants to hurt another person that badly, and if your not gettin a piece, well then your most likely in the 'friend zone' and wont be getting any from her.

Grislygus · #7

Indecipherable scientific popspeak? You're on the right career track.

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Originally Posted by Lenor

Ok.. wanna go that way.. try this ..

Theres two issues here, One being your pondering of being 'gay', which obviously started to manifest greatly when this female started to call you, asking you for advice, when theres no sex between you.

What brings you to the conclusion that it greatly manifested at that point? How do you know that it didn't greatly manifest in an earlier experience in the backwoods of Wisconsin with a redneck, chocolate sauce, and tapioca? Freud is displeased.

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Originally Posted by Lenor

I say two problems, because one, you obviously have thought of being 'gay' befor this has happend or else you most likely wouldnt be involving another person into your equasion to base a descion on the fact that this girl obviously likes your thoughts, appreciates you or could be takeing advantages of you in useing you for some mental stability. You could just not be able to tell this girl no, which is often a problem, being that nobody wants to hurt another person that badly, and if your not gettin a piece, well then your most likely in the 'friend zone' and wont be getting any from her.

So... am I gay?

Lenor · #8

Yeah, any more of this and im going to start charging you! You wanted a quick answer, I showed a little inteligence..lets all clap now and move on! If this is actually a serious issue for you, then I honestly suggest you seein a therapist who might be a little more helpful in person, not over the internet, on the i-mockery board. Which Ive never talked to you befor. But honestly who the hell cares if you are? nobody is straight anymore.. haha!

Obviously, im going to be good at what im going to do..

Edit: A big indicator that your thinking you might be gay was manifested with this female, is from that you implyed that your thinking of your sexuality because of this girl. Weither or not you've done anything in the past, was not indicated, and so therefore If you were to send that in to an advice columinist, you would get the same response.

Grislygus · #9

Beautiful.

Lenor · #10

And for some reason, I dont think that was dripping that much with distain and sarcasm.. so thanx ..

FartinMowler · #11

is it rude to do a motor boat sound every time I look at your picture?

Lenor · #12

Only if you can eleborate why and how a motor boat pertains to my breast in any way.

Cosmo Electrolux · #13

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Originally Posted by FartinMowler

is it rude to do a motor boat sound every time I look at your picture?

Lenor · #14

cosmo.. sweetie.. please shut up.. dont laugh .. do me a favor just once..

Cosmo Electrolux · #15

sorry.

Lenor · #16

Cosmo: its cool.. i wrote you explainin shit.. you'll get it ..

RectalWart · #17

You seem pretty obsessed with your own ta-tas there, girlie. Honestly, they aren't that impressive, and you tend to misspell things.

THE BREAST - er I mean - THE GRAMMAR NAZI STRIKES AGAIN!

RectalWart · #18

Oh, and you use "your" alot when it should be "you're", which is a contraction of "you are".

Thank you, you may now continue your (used properly) psychoanalysis game.

Lenor · #19

thanx for the quite unneccessary and rather annoying advice.. if I wanted to use proper grammar and spelling on a fuckin internet posting board then I would.. instead I save that for my 17 page papers I write in college..

And just so ya know.. actually yeah i have no problems with my boobs at all.. but if you actually payed attention you might notice its alot of other people makeing them into something its not. So maybe you might want to do a little more research befor you start accusing people of your asinin shit...

thanx ..

Jeanette X · #20

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Originally Posted by Lenor

So, yeah after all the college and bullshit im doing, ive decided to be a sex thearpist.. So.. since I minus well get some practice.. ask me anything..

Hokey-dokes.

I just bought me a good size dildo but it hurts terribly when I try to put it in. My hymen is pretty streched, and I used lube, so why does it hurt?