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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 06:19 PM        Guys, I'm getting married!!!
Her name is sue ... something.

I met her at mcdonalds

I am marrying her for citizenship (At McDonalds).

She's got legs that go all the way up (to her pussy)

Also the best thing about her is shes a gas a minute lol
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 08:25 PM       
How did you propose?
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 08:48 PM       
He probably wanted to use an onion ring... but McDonalds doesn't sell them!!! :rotflmfao :omg!
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 09:00 PM       
That last post was genius! Greatest.Post.Evar.
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Old Dec 25th, 2003, 12:30 AM       
go inside my ass right now
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Old Dec 25th, 2003, 12:40 AM       
jixby said pussy. :0
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Old Jan 20th, 2004, 02:06 PM       
sadie said pussy!
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Old Jan 20th, 2004, 04:03 PM       
Congrats, Jixby!!! Hope you have an uninterrupted happy future!
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 07:48 AM       
SMN said pussy
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 09:27 AM       
will she hold a bouquet made from mcdonald's hash browns?
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 05:45 PM       
Good luck, Jixby!
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 11:07 PM       
Did you have anal sex with her on the first date?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2004, 03:56 AM       
ANAL SEX
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Old Jan 22nd, 2004, 03:56 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 11:21 PM       
So did she take it in the poop chute?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 11:29 PM       
he said poop chute :giggle
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 02:11 AM       
What part of Illinois do you live in? I want to come hurt you
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 01:01 PM       
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