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Guitar Woman · #1

Ok Fartin, I have fucking had it up to here with EVERYTHING in my life right now, and you being an annoying idiot in the one place I can go to forget my troubles can not go on.
I will fucking kick your ass all the way back to the pit of firey idiotness from wence you were spawned (Note to self: save for later use as a vagina joke), and I will do it tonight. So bring it on, if you've got the balls to fight a woman.

Guitar Woman · #2

OH THAT'S RIGHT FARTIN LOG OFF THE MOMENT YOU SEE THIS THREAD LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE
"OH SORRY GW I GOTTA GO TEND TO MY LAWNMOWERS" WHAT A PUSSY

FartinMowler · #3

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wence you were spawned

Is this a Publover character?

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I have fucking had it up to here with EVERYTHING in my life right now

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save for later use as a vagina joke

A woman that has a vagina doesn't joke about it, they do monologues :/

Guitar Woman · #4

WAY TO MAKE A REFERENCE TO A RETARDED COMEDY ACT

AND NO I AM NOT A PUB LOVER CHARACTER, OTHER PEOPLE CAN USE BIG WORDS TOO

FartinMowler · #5

:/ fee fi fo fum I think you have a penis and an abnormaly large hole in your bum

Guitar Woman · #6

I'M NOT THE ONE WITH FART IN MY USERNAME

FartinMowler · #7

Guitar Woman · #8

SOMEONE PUT "OWNED" ON THAT IT HAS TO BE GAY ENOUGH FOR THE INTERNET

Rosenstern · #9

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Ok Fartin, I have fucking had it up to here with EVERYTHING in my life right now, and you being an annoying idiot in the one place I can go to forget my troubles can not go on.

IT'S JUST A LITTLE FUCKING HUNCH, BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT A PLACE CALLED "THE I-MOCKERY FORUMS" IS NOT EXACTLY GOING TO BE THE LAND OF HARMONY AND WISDOM, IN WHICH ALL LIVE CONTENT WITH ONE ANOTHER AND SAY "HOW DO YA DO, KIND MAIDEN?" OR "I DO SAY, LET US ALL BE JOYOUS!" NOW PLEASE KINDLY REMOVE YOUR DRIED HAIRY GORGE OF A SEXUAL ORGAN FROM THIS SITE FOREVER.

Guitar Woman · #10

THAT'S WHAT THREADS LIKE THIS ARE FOR YOU IDIOT FACE

Guitar Woman · #11

AND ALSO WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO BE TELLING ME TO LEAVE
APPARENTLY YOU HAVE NOT COME TO TERMS WITH YOUR STATUS AS AN UTTER FUCKSTAIN THAT WE CAN'T GET OUT, NO MATTER HOW MUCH BLEACH WE USE

Rosenstern · #12

Assuming this stain of which you speak is only visible because it's on non-white clothing, why are you using bleach, you moronic queef?

whoreable · #13

bring it the fuck on

Guitar Woman · #14

NO YOU'RE AN OLD NASTY YELLOW FUCKSTAIN ON THE BEDSHEET OF THE I-MOCK FORUMS

Edit: lol @ whorable

Rosenstern · #15

come on, now. You know I have not been posting long enough for my jizzes to have turned yellow already. use some common sense there

Guitar Woman · #16

You didn't make the stain, you ARE the stain.
And yes, your posts are of such poor quality that the fuck stain has actually turned all yellow and gross.

Rosenstern · #17

Alright, if we're just going to get repitious after all of this, I propose that you have a DRIED HAIRY GORGE OF A SEXUAL ORGAN !!!!!!!!!

Note: be careful of going around in circles in the real competition. It wasn't bad this time, if we had continued like this, the argument would have perhaps become monotonous: "you are jizz" "am not" "am too"...

Guitar Woman · #18

I wasn't going around in circles, i was trying to make you understand that we do, in fact, hate your guts.

Guitar Woman · #19

Not to mention the rest of you. Fag

Guitar Woman · #20

Now that I have decimated Rosenstern and made him cry because he can't have intraweb friends, I believe we should return to the original subject matter of the thread, which is the decimation of fartin and making him cry because he can't have intraweb friends. Any further posts by rosenstern will be ignored because he is a cunt.

FartinMowler · #21

Guitar Woman · #22

Totally.

Rosenstern · #23

point 1. Rosenstern is a cunt, and thus should be ignored.
point 2. Guitar Woman is cunt.

Perhaps this explains why Fartin hasn't said anything recently.