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Old Apr 3rd, 2006, 07:24 PM        Capitalism: We When Again, Fucker
We win again:
Chinese Labor Shortage Leads To Our Profound Victory Over Left Wing Scum

There are a lot of people who are skeptical of the free market and feel that progress is not naturally won in the world of economics, but the simple principles of Adam Smith and supply and demand are coming full circle in China.

"SHENZHEN, China — Persistent labor shortages at hundreds of Chinese factories have led experts to conclude that the economy is undergoing a profound change that will ripple through the global market for manufactured goods.

The Well Brain International factory in Shenzhen, China, an appliance maker, has improved salaries and benefits to try to hire more workers.

The shortage of workers is pushing up wages and swelling the ranks of the country's middle class, and it could make Chinese-made products less of a bargain worldwide. International manufacturers are already talking about moving factories to lower-cost countries like Vietnam.

At the Well Brain factory here in one of China's special economic zones, the changes are clear. Over the last year, Well Brain, a midsize producer of small electric appliances like hair rollers, coffee makers and hot plates, has raised salaries, improved benefits and even dispatched a team of recruiters to find workers in the countryside."

A middle class is being created slowly from the ruins of a Communist worker's paradise.

Right Wing: 1 . Left Wing: 0 .

Through painfully simple and obvious principles, the economy improves.

It took Karl Marx 42 volumes to outline a workable case against capitalism and a proper alternative; these 42 volumes helped create mountains of corpses in Cambodia, North Korea, China, and every enslaved satellite of the USSR -- but now it is being erased.

Our weapon is truth.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2006, 07:40 PM       
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Old Apr 3rd, 2006, 07:47 PM       
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Old Apr 3rd, 2006, 09:11 PM       
We win again, but the score is still only 1 to 0.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2006, 11:59 PM       
I have to say any time an article has LEFT WING SCUM or RIGHT WING FACIST in the title it really really strikes me as self gratifying, biased, garbage.


Maybe the only exception would be articles about articles that have not so subtle biases announced in their titles.
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Old Apr 4th, 2006, 04:13 AM       
Well, we won again.

I am not sure what the score is because... I have not been keeping track.
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Old Apr 4th, 2006, 11:18 AM       
You're not sure what the score is because it's not a fucking baseball game, cubscout.
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Old Apr 4th, 2006, 12:19 PM       
Sytems of government that control the destines of millions of people aren't comparable to a sporting event?

Wow. I'm really going to need to think about that.

If you take 'winning' and 'losing' out of the equation, I'm prettty sure its already beyond my comprehension.
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Old Apr 4th, 2006, 01:18 PM       
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Well, we won again.

I am not sure what the score is because... I have not been keeping track.
I thought asking you to go back and look at this post to see if there is anything... peculiar about it, but I'll just come out and say it:

How can you know that you won again if you haven't been keeping track?
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Old Apr 4th, 2006, 01:25 PM       
that question is too hard.
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Old Apr 5th, 2006, 04:19 AM       
I know we won at least once before.

Or rather, 13 times, for each enslaved satellite of the USSR.
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Old Apr 5th, 2006, 10:57 AM       
Kapitalism R us.


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Old Apr 5th, 2006, 03:45 PM       
'enslaved satellite' would make a great title
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Old Apr 5th, 2006, 06:35 PM       
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I know we won at least once before.

Or rather, 13 times, for each enslaved satellite of the USSR.
Oh, I see. You were keeping track, it's just that you can't count.
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 09:02 AM       
Okay, this thread has gone long enough without making fun of the fact that this it's titled "We when again".

When do we next when?

Later.
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 01:43 PM       
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