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Old Oct 25th, 2005, 06:42 AM        IMPORTANT UWE BOLL NEWS
This is from Wikipedia, so the validity of this is unknown.

Just to recap, this is how Uwe is able to make movies:

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Boll essentially is a modern-day director. He's able to secure the investors (mostly German, in Hollywood often derisively referred to as "stupid German money"), secure the rights for cheap, picking games with only moderate brand recognition, does all of the actual production himself, and swiftly cranks out a movie. While under normal circumstances a director's movies could gross so little he's eventually shut out from every operating studio, Boll is exempt because he funds them under a loophole in German tax law that is supported by contributors and actually rewards movies that perform badly, via a writeoff at the end of the year.
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It has been recently reported that the loophole in German tax law has been revised. Starting January 2006, contributors to failed films will no longer be able to profit from failed films through a tax writeoff at the end of the year. This may well result in an end to Boll's film career, as it would make it impossible for him to capitalize on films that fail at the box office, resulting in a loss of investors.
Could this be the end of Uwe Boll?
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Old Oct 25th, 2005, 06:57 AM       
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Old Oct 25th, 2005, 08:23 AM       
So basically Uwe Boll is a real live version of "The Producers"? Figures.
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Old Oct 25th, 2005, 08:32 AM       
except nowhere near as humorus

also, hes now got the rights to postal, starring gary coleman. due out 2007 (after the loophole shuts off :P)
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Old Oct 25th, 2005, 09:29 AM       
he even talks about this in the alone in the dark commentary. watch it jersk its hilarious

my boll is playing bloodrayne at a theater near me and will even be there I am serioulsy considering going for laughs
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Old Oct 28th, 2005, 09:25 AM       
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Old Oct 28th, 2005, 06:54 PM       
Uwe Boll does not have the rights to Postal. That is a lie.
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Old Oct 28th, 2005, 06:59 PM       
I'm gonna love it if Uwe Boll starts directing academy award winning masterpieces because he can't use the tax loophole anymore.
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Old Oct 28th, 2005, 07:19 PM       
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Uwe Boll does not have the rights to Postal. That is a lie.
from what i understand he's doing Hunter The Reckoning THEN he wants to do Far Cry
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Old Oct 29th, 2005, 08:38 AM       
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Uwe Boll does not have the rights to Postal. That is a lie.
It does smack of the kind of rumor that originates from imdb and spreads all over the place because people think that site has an effective fact checking routine. We'll see, I don't really care. He has yet to rape any game I actually give a shit about.
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Old Oct 29th, 2005, 03:04 PM       
info on the whole german tax code thing:
http://www.edwardjayepstein.com/Demyst5.htm
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