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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 12:46 PM        SUPER BIG CELEBRATION DAY FOR I-MOCKERY
Hello, people of I-mockery. Today we come for GREAT suprise, We are offering proctection for all of you, so you can crusing the i-mockey very saftely and in comfort, in a low low loww price .

Great day indeed!!! Ho yeah!!! Have a very very nice day!
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 12:50 PM       
How will you not be enlightend by this very very great offer you not?
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 01:01 PM        SUPER BIG CELEBRATION DAY FOR I-MOCKERY
How will you notice if get blue "screen" while surfing the internet, lovley sites like, i-mockey? We brothers of great Triad can help you with such small flavors! How very good by us! Small price!
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 01:02 PM       
Hey! I get it! Their avatars are asian and they speak bad English like they would in a subtitled kung-fu flick. Yay! I'm smart.
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 01:06 PM       
Heyy, Mister Crash, wouldn't wanting your computer to crash eh?
It is very very precious Pentium 4?
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 01:10 PM       
Our little precious service can help you! Is it not so?
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 01:15 PM       
Only very small price! 20 dollars cheap month! Special price! Many Happy Days.
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 01:27 PM       
20 bucks a month? Bring down the price by 20 bucks and I'll take it.
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 02:43 PM       
Wonderful! But that price would be free!! No what else is free? Broken fingers! No troublesome!!
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 02:47 PM       
This is sounding like exactly the gender deal I am on the observation.
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 03:45 PM       
haha theyre from mong KOK. KOK is a funny word...
so curios am i as to how the portection is given to me. also question i as to how pay u i shud?
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 03:50 PM       
Many small Ones, can enjoy our great service of wonderful comfort.
Or else great disfortune can struck, you at any rate.
Many happy endings I beg of you!
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 04:00 PM       
answer my many questions u have not
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 04:07 PM       
I answer sentence word. Can you not question great word, little one?
Our service will save you from beeing well hurt and bruised. Remeber that, this bargain is almost cheap!

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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 04:18 PM       
but pay how do i? and bruises how i recieve? with each answer more questions arise...
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 05:00 PM       


These crazy Triads have brought laughter into my day.
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 05:23 PM       
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 05:24 PM       
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 10:10 PM       
THIS IS EXTORTION AND I WON'T PAY IT >_<

IF MY LAUNDROMAT GOES UP IN FLAMES DURING THE NIGHT, I'LL KNOW IT WAS YOU GUYS, SO I'LL JUST CALL THE POLICE AND TELL THEM THAT IT WAS YOU, HOW ABOUT THAT? ^_~
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 10:13 PM       


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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 10:16 PM       
OMG NO, IT'S THE CHINESE MAFIA!!!
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 11:27 PM       
You are intrested in our services? Wow this is how you pay. We are currently setting up paying pal acount. However we no understand 'terms of agreement' we still have a couple of pages to looking in the dictionary.

Anyways in the mean time you can pay your proctection money by mail in Cash, Cheque or money order. Just mail it to this address.

But Lan Street No. 68
Double happy Estate
7th Floor Flat no. 704
Kowloon, Hong Kong

Remember who it's from, or we might thinking we need to protect Rongi.

Happy Happy times !
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 11:28 PM       
SHUT UP YOU IRISH ****** =-o
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 11:32 PM       
Bobo, what you meaning by extortion? You don't have to pay for our services. You will continue to be happy man. But i'm just suggesting another road to heaven. Eh?

Pay by next sunday if you're intrested the plan. Because next sunday is the DEADline. And you will having to pay more if you wanting the same service.

Anyways I eat chow mein. Let the good times roll.
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 11:37 PM       
Ironically, these Triads seem to have a better grasp on the fundamentals of the English language than ScruUTwice or whoever does.
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