http://www.creationists.org/
This site is very good for a laugh. It's also good for a hair-pulling influx of anger. Leave it to Militant Christians to find something wrong with Steve Irwin!
Among some choice quotes from said article basically damning Stevey-boy to hell:
"Was his death an accident or a judgment from God?"
"If he did not have a saving knowledge of Jesus Christ before he died, then it is horrifying to think about the fate that most likely awaits him on Judgment Day."
"My family and I would rather believe the infallible God of creation who was an actual eyewitness to creation than fallible sinful humans who weren't there who are trying in vain to reconstruct what happened thousands of years after the fact."
Kriky, this Jesus fella is a
real cranky. But, if I can get around the back of 'im like, then I could grab 'im. Then, we could get a closa look at tha bugga! There! Now, notice the feet. They're all chopped up and scaley like 'cause of all the walkin' he did in the desert! Now, if we're
really lucky. I'll drop 'im in this here bucket o'watah, and he'll turn it to wine! Oh, oh nah. He's get even more cranky now! Looks like I'll have ta let 'im go. Howeva, we were
really lucky to get a glimpse of such an amazin' creature. It's not everyday ya get ta come face ta face with a lord and saviah!
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