Ultimate Sandwich

[Dole]

From top to bottom:

Bread
mayo
onion bhajia
cheddar cheese
mayo
bread
tons of salad
cucumber
black pepper
houmous
bread

I ate one of these every day for about ten years:

bread
cheese (grilled, but dont toast the other side of the bread)
bread
cheese as above
bread
mayo
cucumber
black pepper
cheese as above
bread

I eat this every day at work:

bread
margarine
either watercress of baby spinach or both
margarine
bread
homous
wafer thin turkey
green olives
pepper
mayo
bread


nothing beats a massive cup of tea, one of the above sarnies, a bag of crisps, a chocolate bar and a joint.

[Esuohlim]

Put some MEAT on your fucking sandwiches

[Big Papa Goat]

Damn limeys with their meatless sandwhiches. And don't you realize that 'crisps' and 'sarnies' sounds gay? And wtf is a 'joint'?

[Dole]

There WAS meat there, dumbasses. Just because you want to stuff processed minced genitals, hooves and eyelids in your purrulent, bloated, morbidly obese carcasses at every meal dont expect the rest of us to.

If 'crisps' and 'sarnies' sound 'gay' then COLOUR ME GAYLORD.

and whats a joint?? Is tonight a school night?

[noob3]

dole, you made me say YUM in real life.

[Dole]

There you go, a man with taste.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Dole

There WAS meat there, dumbasses.

You really think I counted the "wafer thin" turkey? Please, your so called "Ultimate Sandwich" is for pussies who cry every time they see a squirrel dead on the road.

[glowbelly]

mayo

[Dole]

"You really think I counted the "wafer thin" turkey? Please, your so called "Ultimate Sandwich" is for pussies who cry every time they see a squirrel dead on the road. "

I will happily eat any fucking dead animal put in front of me, in fact I bet I have eaten more meat than the weight of you and your entire family over the years (I am presuming of course at least two thirds of your family are overweight, according to your national average) so dont talk to me about a lack of meat. I am talking about whats tastes good to me.

In short: Fuck off and die

[Supafly345]

If you are talking about fat americans they probably didn't get fat off meat (especially since it is protein, the very ting that helps burn fat), it is from processed food. And america is full of that artificial crap.

Your sandwich sounds like a heavenly sandwich by the way. Kind of like the one's my dad used to make me. Ohhh man... soo good.

[Dole]

If you eat more calories than you burn, you put on weight, it doesnt matter what kind of food it is as long as it has a calorie content. But we digress.

[Esuohlim]

Geez Dole you didn't have to get your undies in a twist about it.

[Dole]

I was just experiencing the joy of being innapropriately confrontational. I get like that about sandwiches.

[Professor Cool]

Ultimate Sandwich (for people with money woes like me)

bread
peanut butter
bread

OH YEAH

[Blue]

wholemeal bread with vegemite and a potato scallop

[whoreable]

How could you get any better than deep frying the whole damn sandwich?

[Nerd]

I like turkey sandwiches. :/

[Bennett]

toast
butter
tuna+miracle whip light+old bay
butter
toast

[Zhukov]

I hope you put butter with your vegemite, you sick fuck.

[Big Papa Goat]

toast
cheddar cheese (toasted onto bread)
Fried egg
Pastrami
Dill Pickle slices
Fried egg
swiss cheese (toasted onto bread)
toast

The pickles and the double egg makes it good.

[Dole]

Mmmm...that sounds good. You will be dead of a heart attack at 35, but it still sounds good.

[Blue]

hope you put butter with your vegemite, you sick fuck

Yeah i use butter lol. I never used to use butter with plain vegemite sandwiches though.

[Big Papa Goat]

Originally Posted by Dole

Mmmm...that sounds good. You will be dead of a heart attack at 35, but it still sounds good.

Whats the point of living past 35 if you can't eat sandwhiches that aren't shitty and meatless?

[Drew Katsikas]

Yes, Glowbelly, mayo is the grossest.

[Snatchtastic]

Speaking of dead squirrels, I saw the cat that lives next door kill a squirrel. It was shrieking and everything, then the cat continued to hollow out the squirrel on thier lawn and his face was matted with blood.

Now I want to eat the cat and have squirrel cat meat. Mayonaise is fucking gross.