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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 06:51 PM        DON'T AMKE ANYTHREADS YOU MIGHT BE SICK
I'M SIIIIIIIIICK
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 06:54 PM       
lie dowb and only drink water
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 06:57 PM       
I'VE BEEN DOING THAT FOR LIKE 2 HOURS AND I'M STILL SICK!!
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 07:06 PM       
i don't know what to say mayvbe have a bite to eat. ham sandwiches help me when I feel down or sick
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 07:08 PM       
BEFORE THAT I TOOK LIKE A 90 MINUTE LONG BATH AND I'VE MASTURBATED TWICE TODAY.

I'M WATCHING OSBOURNES SEASON 2 AND I TOTALLY WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH KELLY OSBOURNE BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I'M SICK!
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 07:10 PM       
BE SURE TO HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK WHEN YOU THROW UP! YOU DON'T WANT IT IN YOUR HIAR, YUCK!!!
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 07:17 PM       
IF MY MOM COMES HOME I"LL CAN SAY "I'M SIIIICK" AND MAYEB SHE LL GET ME MCDONALDS
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 07:19 PM       
haha! thats the advantage of being sick!
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 07:20 PM       
MCDONALDS CHEESESTEAKS SHOULD BE AVALIABLE IN HAPPY MEALS.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 07:29 PM       
I TOOK HEADACHE PILLS SO IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE MY HEAD IS GOING TO POP WHEN I STAND UP AND ALSO MY THROAT FEELS BETTER A LITTLE
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 07:50 PM       
Are you laying down? Maybe you should lay down. I feel better when I lay down.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 08:05 PM       
Maybe you should lay down permanently and DIE.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 08:23 PM       
ughhhh....you don't look so good. Ya know what? I think you should lay down for a while. Maybe take a nap.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 08:32 PM       
YOU ARE SO FUNNY. POSSIBLY EVEN FUNNIER THAN CHARLIE BROWN.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 08:34 PM       
Why does blood come out your weiner?
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 08:42 PM       
I'm sick, too and I'm working. I wasted all the personal days on six flags and new jersey.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 10:16 PM       
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YOU ARE SO FUNNY. POSSIBLY EVEN FUNNIER THAN CHARLIE BROWN.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 06:57 PM       
TODAY I AM ALL RUNNY NOSED
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 08:09 PM       
BIG DEAL. I THREW UP THIS MORNING AND STILL WENT TO WORK. AIN'T LIFE GRAND?

i shouldn't drink so much mt. dew when i'm sick.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 08:28 PM       
I DINTD SLEEP AT ALL! I'VE BEEN UP FOR SINCE 8 AM YESTERDAY

TODAY I TRIED TO TAKE A BATH BUT WHEN I GOT OUT I FELT LIKE I WAS GOING TO THROW UP SO I LIED DOWN ON THE GROUND NAKED (BECAUSE SINCEI WAS STILL WET AND COULDN'T LIE DOWN ON THE BED) AND I FARTED 3 TIMES AND I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE THOWING UP ANYMORE (
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 10:50 PM       
TODAY I ANNOUNCED I WAS GAY TO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE.


It kinda pissed off my girlfriend
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