So with all the crazy stuff Mockery was finding at the dollar store, I thought my local one would have some interesting stuff too. There, among cans of expired Vienna sausage and "Daffy TaffY", I found....
C OMICS!
NO duplication!
Brings excitement to reading!
Brings the whole family together!
It's not easy to sell 2 dollar's worth of old comics. but at least they try.
Here they pretty much admit that they got these from the quarter bin.
Oh, and the Superhero card? Yeah...about that..
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
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I made another trip to my local Dollar Store yesterday and did find something else to share.
But first you must witness the absolute horror that I wouldn't even dare to buy...
Smoked Oysters!
Of all the things I've seen at the Dollar Store, this was the scariest.
Well... the scariest product that one could buy anyway.
Now on to what I did purchase:
The Marvel Heroes Magic Towel!
I've almost bought these things several times in the past and just never did.
But the chance to get one with the classic X-Men; Wolverine, Juggernaut, and... Thor?
Anyhow, I decided to try it out.
For anyone that's never seen one (those that haven't been to the Dollar Store), the idea is to just add some water and the "magic" towel grows to the size of a normal hand-towel (apparently 12").
As you can see, right now it's a paltry 2".
So can this amazing product really add an extra 10" with just water?! Watch the video to find out!
I was expecting instantaneous results. Also, the bowl breaking.
I was hoping for quicker results myself.
Honestly I'd been happy with it just, you know, unfolding on it's own.
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Originally Posted by Pentegarn
That's more like a magic dish rag
Behold mere mortals the mighty power of my MAGIC DISH RAG!
Watch in amazement as it doesn't soak-up any blasted water whatsoever!
Observe in stunned silence as it disintegrates at the first brush of a dish!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitsa
Someone purchased my daughter a Sesame Street magic towel, and the picture had entirely faded off by about the third washing
Yeah, Thor is already looking pretty rough after just soaking in some water.
Edit: Robo_rob it looks like smoked oysters' oil got on your t-shirt. Eww.
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Waitaminnut.. Rand? As in Ayn Rand? And Steve Ditko was an objectivist...
Coincidence?...or conspiracy?
Sorry. I went to another dollar store in town, and it was disappointing. I thought I was gonna find all sorts of cool stuff, considering how packed the shelves were, but nope. It was all boring stuff like belts and spray bottles.
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Those oysters are delicious, though. Don't poke fun at food that just seems strange, give it a try. It's an adventure! Makes me want to post some of my stranger food adventures. Though, if it said smoked "oysters" I'd be a little worried. I find completely random stuff in dollar generals and family dollars all the time. I'll take some cruddy pictures on my phone next time.