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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 11:07 AM        STFU
So I'm in a training class this week. There are these two guys sitting in front of me, and they're pretty nice guys. But they won't stop talking.

Yesterday, during a break, I'm still at my desk. One of the guys in front of me comments about me staying at my desk, and I say, "yeah, there's this article I really wanted to read." As soon as that sentence comes out of my mouth, the motherfucker proceeds to talk to me, non-stop, for 20 solid minutes.

As I speak, the second guy is talking to me right now. I'm smiling and nodding at all the right moments, because, as I said, they're nice guys, and I just don't have the heart to tell them to LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

Damn it all. Why can't people just shut the fuck up and leave me alone?
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 11:17 AM       
Shit yerself. Always works for me.

I think some people just cant handle silence and feel the need to fill it with inane babble.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 11:20 AM       
Ya I'm like that :/ I have verbal diarhea
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 11:27 AM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 11:28 AM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 11:41 AM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 04:09 PM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 07:56 PM       
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 04:52 AM       
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 05:32 AM       
start slapping yourself in the forehead whilst going "UH UH UH UH UH UH UH"
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 05:37 AM       
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 05:50 AM       
well, it's better than being called sappy mcduhduh
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 05:56 AM       
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 07:37 AM       
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 11:02 AM       
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