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Old Oct 25th, 2003, 08:48 AM        Yellow ketchup
I don't know if this invention has been released anywhere outside of Norway, and I don't think it should. This is of course a gimmicky thing, and I guess the color technically can be called 'yellow'. The problem is, it's transparent yellow with a hint of sickly green. In fact, it looks EXACTLY like snot, only slimier. The taste is okay, but I think I'm going to just throw away the bottle because it looks so god damn disgusting it isn't funny.
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Old Oct 25th, 2003, 11:18 AM       
I was just thinking how great and confusing it could be to have red mustard and yellow ketchup. This is one of my many million dollar ideas.
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Old Oct 25th, 2003, 11:22 AM       
Here in the states they have purple and green ketchup. Something about the color makes it taste different.
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Old Oct 25th, 2003, 02:42 PM       
I think we have some kind of mustard-relish mixture in Canada that looks like that. It looks more like vomit then snot though.
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Old Oct 25th, 2003, 03:33 PM        Re: .
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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 11:32 AM       
Making foods look like rainbows is what America is all about these days, apparantly.
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 05:57 AM       
The saddest thing would be that people initially fell all over each other trying to acquire funny-colored ketchup.
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Old Nov 7th, 2003, 10:17 PM       
why yellow?
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 04:26 AM       
Why not?

Thoughts like that will keep you from creating the next new invention that will make you $1,000,000s.
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