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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 11:39 AM        I want to be a housewife
Since for the next 3 weeks I am getting paid a shit load to sit around doing nothing I decided to spring clean my flat today.
I cranked the tunes up and spent 5 hours cleaning my kitchen. There was full on cupboard cleaning and I even scraped the crud out of the bottom of the oven. And you know what i am jacking in my feminist ways. So if anyone wants a stepford wife just let me know. Although i must insist on high volume electroclash and spates of dancing. i can cook but if you are ugly or poor I will not be doing the secks.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 11:41 AM       
I would, but you're English. It wouldn't work out. :/
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 11:48 AM       
come on, english women are all like mary poppins. we make the best housekeepers. I have an umbrella, but i cant sing so dont ask.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 11:51 AM       
i'm in. i've always wanted dual citizenship and i'm running out of vegetarian recipes.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 12:00 PM       
what if I'm ugly AND poor? Do they cancel each other out?

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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 12:01 PM       
but Glowbelly, i dont want to be your housewife, i want to be your mistress. or would you be the mistress? we can work on the details later!
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 12:10 PM       
we can play switch-a-roo...it'll keep the locals guessing.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 12:31 PM       
I hate English people. I don't want one for a wife.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 12:41 PM       
BITE THY TONGUE, WHELP!!!

THIS IS GEMMA YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 12:47 PM       
SHE SAID "FLAT." THAT'S LIKE CALLING ME ******.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 12:55 PM       
because we ALL know that you are such a blacky mcdarkington, jamesman
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 01:43 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 01:49 PM       
That's pretty ignorant.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 01:52 PM       
no it isn't. :/
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 02:28 PM       
come on, english women are all like mary poppins.

CHIM CHIMINEY CHIM CHIMINEY CHIM CHIM CHA-ROOO, I DOES WHAT I LIKES AND I LIKES WHAT I DOOOOOOOOOOO
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 02:30 PM       
I still hate English people. But don't worry, cherry. You're still cool in my book, so long as I never meet you in person and you start talking your crazy speak around me.

At least you're not Australian. Then you'd REALLY be screwed.

Good luck in finding your husband.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 02:50 PM        TWO COUNTS ON ME, HUH?
James, YOU WANKER!
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 02:57 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 02:59 PM       
jamesman only hates what he can't have
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 02:59 PM       
I'd be in for it, as long as we break out in songs about morality every ten minutes.

Wait, I'm ug... poor.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 03:08 PM       
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That's only half true. I also hate things I can have, or things I can have, but can't eat.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 03:16 PM       
"I just want to appologize for the fact that I find Cherry's post boring. They have this wonderful invention called Msn for sending personal messages. Oh and also? You only have a few posts so don't go thinking you're all big. Oh, and some farting jokes and also? I'm a huge numb tit. Ok, thanks for letting me show you I'm an idiot. "
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 06:49 PM       
how about me? You can be my wife.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 06:52 PM       
Wait a sec, I'm confused, I thought you were a-




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