HEY GUYS

[maggiekarp]

This topid was rather dead...

I demand more penis jumprope tales!

[Emu]

onetime i put a jumprope to my crotch and pretended it was my penis and the guys all lafed at me and the girls were like "ew, you perv" but at the time i didn't know what perv meant and so i asked the teacher what it meant and then she asked me to start hitting her in the butt as hard as i could with a cattleprod

i got an a

[Terra]

And are you still "hitting" her in the butt with your "cattle prod?"

I hear there is such a thing as "enrichment" education. You might be proof of this....

[Skulhedface]

Jumproping is but one of the many uses.

For instance, I've found that I can water a garden with it (though, the garden never seems to stay alive), use it as a MacGyver-ish improvised cat-o'-nine-tails (minus eight tails), and give people the line "What are YOU staring at?" without actually looking directly at them.

However, it overjoys me that the community finds such happiness doubledutching with my enormous phallus. Perhaps when they get older and it has outlived that use, I will rent myself out to the fire department for a nominal fee.

[kellychaos]

My name? Tripod.

[The Retro Kat]

Things to do With Penis
-Wear as a necktie
-Conduct Traffic
-Go to the ghetto and have black girls jump rope with it
-Use as a cane
-Use as a lasso and herd cattle with it
-Have a nice mustache
-Walk pets
-Wipe a loved ones tear

[da blob]

Nessie rul3z.

[The Fifth Man]

I usually have difficulty masturbating without a partner to
hug the other side for me and jump up and down.