Science FRiction

[McClain]

I had a dream that I was a fight promoter for a wrestling league composed of pants.

Pants Wrestling League proudly presents the new league video
PANTS FIGHTS Vol. 1.

Match 1: Wool vs. Dirty Denim fought in the Dryer of Chaos
Match 2: Under Pants vs. Smarty Pants
Match 3: The TITLE BOUT! Track Pants vs. Corduroys! GUARANTEED TO BE THE NOISIEST PANTS FIGHT YOU’VE EVER HEARD, OR YOUR MONEY BACK!

Act now and get the bonus DVD; When Lederhosen Attack!

That's it. That was my idea. And the whole punch line is probaby the title bout. Isn't that clever? Because it's true how loud those pants are, so I figured (in my dream of course) why not match the two up and see who is crowned the king of noisy pants? I amaze myself.