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Old Nov 16th, 2008, 05:07 PM        she is using the computar machine
Here is a girl I used to date. She has a MacBook Pro.

her: my computer just did a really weird thing
me: wazzat
her: like I was on myspace
her: and then all of a sudden this thing popped up
her: saying there is spyware on my computer?
me: an ad?
her: and like, then it was doing a windows xp thing
me: hahaha
me: that would be an ad.
her: okay
her: it freaked me out
her: because I was like, uuuuuuuh
her: it just went straight from myspace to that ad
me: if a windows prompt comes up on your screen, it's an ad.
me: that would be a pop-up?
her: but like my safari was like
her: weird
me: . . .
her: I just got afraid that there is spyware on my computer
her: and I was like, why i WINDOWS SAYING THIS?
her: I DONT HAVE WINDOWS
her: but yeah
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Old Nov 16th, 2008, 08:10 PM       
Girls sure are dumb right haha
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Old Nov 16th, 2008, 08:11 PM       
She's all like "what does a touchdown do with the football?" Haha ok there don't hurt yourself thinking too hard there missy just go back to sucking my d*ck
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Old Nov 16th, 2008, 08:23 PM       
YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID "IF YOU DON'T HAVE WINDOWS, HOW DO YOU SEE OUTSIDE?" AND IT WOULD HAVE CONFUSED HER FOR A SECOND BECAUSE SHE IS A WOMAN.
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Old Nov 16th, 2008, 08:35 PM       
WHY CAN'T HELEN KELLER DRIVE?















A: BECAUSE SHE'S TOO BUSY SUCKING MY D*CK
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Old Nov 16th, 2008, 08:45 PM       
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 06:29 AM       
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 01:43 PM       
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girls do. Lulz see what i did there
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 06:37 PM       
LOL STUPID BITCHES

The other day, this girl from school told me that her friend wants to fuck, so I went on her wall on facebook and said "HEY RIDE MY WEINER K?"

I HAVE YET TO BONE THIS GIRL BUT WITH A LINE LIKE THAT, IT'S A SURE-THING!
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 07:14 PM       
She is so going to do it, I bet.
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 07:37 PM       
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