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Old Feb 19th, 2007, 12:58 PM        NEW ARTICLE: "THE JUNK DRAWER OF MY DESPAIR!"
Sorry for the lack of updates last week after Valentine's Day, but I've been out of town and still have a lot to catch up on. Anyway, here's a brand new piece from Max all about the contents of his junk drawer! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go back to the airport to get my bags which had better fucking be there (more on that later).


NEW ARTICLE: "THE JUNK DRAWER OF MY DESPAIR!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/junk-drawer.php

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Old Feb 19th, 2007, 01:37 PM       
I love the running gags in these.
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Old Feb 19th, 2007, 08:27 PM       
Hahaha, the nutmeg grinder was brilliant.
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Old Feb 19th, 2007, 10:14 PM       
Read this while listening to "Mad World" It made me cry.
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Old Feb 20th, 2007, 04:24 AM       
My God that's depressing
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Old Feb 22nd, 2007, 03:15 AM       
But so well written.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2007, 02:22 PM       
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